We saw you across the barnyard and were wondering if we could buy you some ivermectin
halloween clarence
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You can’t haunt what you never loved Iowa City drumbeats.bandcamp.com | selecsound.bandcamp.com
Just about dressed and ready to go. One unc is wearing white Chuck hi tops, and the other is wearing grey low cut adidas.
halloween clarence@clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 2d agoLil nephew getting married today, we are the unc car.
Lil nephew getting married today, we are the unc car.
Getting in huge trouble in Sunday School because I keep insisting Zacchaeus was 5’10 or 5’11
Well I got a new job, and today was the last day at my old job. Feeling ok all around, job-wise
You gotta be excited for the chance to have a different set of billionaires in charge. The new ones are probably into most of the same stuff, but imagine how differently it will be marketed. A real election year treat.
I would not be the person who would be putting their face near the egg, but I can easily rank which of my friends I’d have to eject from the airlock because they put their face near the egg because people are just really careless when they get excited in general
scaracuda@mostestghostess.bsky.social · 4d agoThe very funny thing about the ALIEN franchise is how often people are sticking their faces way way down into the lips of a wet egg.
New Album "Slant Tales" Downtempo (just because I use 90bpm as a default in #VCVRack) experimental, ambient. inexpert playing lap steel, melodica Something new, I'm trying Subvert as a distributor. I'll upload to @bandcamp.com as well in a week. www.subvert.fm/chaircrusher...
Crucial advice. You don’t gotta care about everything. In fact, you have more room for the things you do care about if you stop making room for the bullshit!
Stellbound: Stellraiser II@antlervel.vet · 6d ago“This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me” is such a powerful anti-posting mental device. Discourse I could jump in on? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. Other posters beefing? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. An internet personality exposed? Guess what
madlib whosampled pages r like "Sample appears at 0:00, 0:04 , 0:08 and 0:41 (and throughout)"
{taking my date to an empty lot} you know…this used to be the club that Usher wanted to make love in…….;
Some free ideas for horror movies: -You show up to work and everybody is mad at you -Different Uncle -Car Screens Go Crazy and Show You Bad Stuff Til You Crash -Cujo but it’s the Roomba -This Tastes Weird But Everyone Else Says It Tastes normal -Can’t Remember Pets Name and Then The Pet is Different
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It’s dumb to argue about a song you didn’t listen to. I’m here to make the argument for a song I did listen to youtu.be/qmg4OT6fbQs?...
Witch in the Kitchen - Episode 3 (Bread & Butter edition)
YouTube video by Your Old Droog
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I took a full spread of Chinese food with dumplings and sautéed peanuts and a little pot of green tea to my job interview and we had so much fun and they hired me. They made me their boss in fact. They were all so impressed with my chopstick skills.
Advice subreddits get 90% of their content from people who apparently are not capable of applying a Theory of Mind. So many posts I wish I could just reply to with “Use your fuckin head.”
Spoiler alert: he would do so again while he lived
Samuel Pepys@samuelpepys.bsky.social · 3w agoThere, did what I would with her, but only the main thing, which she would not consent to, for which God be praised and yet I came so near, that I was provoked to spend. But, trust in the Lord, I shall never do so again while I live.
Big waves of sad news, global, national and local have triggered the Put Up Halloween Decorations threshold so we’re doing that and listening to YouTubes of old spooky ghost story records tonight
Resident Evil (2026) is about how you can just be a little guy and get stuck into the system and become part of the problem they show on TV when you were just trying to get your work done
The triumphal arch is going to be a gimmick boss
Name your price, all month long on Bandcamp Slow Learners by @crt.bsky.social VS @cornwarning.com conditionhuman.bandcamp.com/album/slow-l...
Slow Learners, by Cathode Ray Tube VS Chaircrusher
9 track album
conditionhuman.bandcamp.com
We’re at our second river bar, having a spotted cow out of a tap, and my proposition is that the most beautiful landscapes in Iowa are beautiful because they resemble and are near to Wisconsin
Came to the land of my birth for the weekend and SW Wisconsin still got it
Boyfriend just described the Lindsay Clancy case as “gender OJ”