Claudia
@claudianvm.bsky.social
I’m Tanka Jahari but I would never order a whole pizza for myself.
Accidentally discovered the ultimate cost-cutting hack: go to the gym every morning, lift and get most of my steps in before 9am meaning I have absolutely no reason to leave the house for the rest of the day. It's Thursday and I haven't spent a penny all week.
Work is already talking about the Christmas party and it's beginning to look a lot like I'll be skipping it again. The last thing I want to do is spend Friday evening with people I didn't even want to spend working hours with.
People will judge you for being fat, then judge you for using weight loss drugs. The goalposts move, but the essence doesn't: they were never worried about you or your health. They just want to feel you're always beneath them so they can feel superior.
9 more weeks of suffering, then the ‘ber months arrive and, with them, my will to live.
Sometimes I share referral codes and promos (always mutually beneficial) and people think I’m selling some pyramid scheme crap, but look how much I made in 4 years with Chase just from cashback and referral codes. You gotta be smart and take chances to grow your own money.
I feel like I’m living in an air fryer. I’ll never understand how people not only enjoy but look forward to this shit.
Everything sucks. Also, I got myself some pretty flowers today.
Nothing says 2026 quite like people dismissing medical experts in favour of a washed-up Hollyoaks personality who stopped drinking and now dispenses homemade health facts as if they're peer-reviewed research.
When you get to your mid 30s and this is the type of purchase that gets you EXCITED
When it comes to grocery shopping, I’m a boomer (minus the taking approx 3 lifetimes at self checkout). I want to be done by 8am because supermarkets are not theme parks and I have no interest in spending my morning behind families wandering around like they’re on a guided tour.
straight men have adopted queer men's obsession with appearance that signals to men but with none of the temperance brought on by "i want men to want to fuck me" so they functionally seek kink-signaling bodies with no interest in the kink and then get mad that women find them unappealing
Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis@kendrawrites.com · 4mo agoI was watching videos from the late 90s / early 2000s and I don't think we talk enough about how the current standard for male beauty is men using steroids or how much that dynamic is for the male gaze.
Am I missing something or are Sky News, BBC and GB News (which you'd never catch me tuning into) really the only tv channels to watch the news in the morning? I usually watch Sky News but the level of bias against the greens is reaching anti-Corbyn levels of derangement and I'm kinda sick of it.
Thinking about the old Chinese lady who didn't speak English and needed to get to 38th St E from Grand Central, so I offered to walk with her and only realised it was East when we were 5 avenues deep into the West side. Poor lady was only 5 min away and I took her on 40 a min detour.
Marge Simpson's Exasperated Facepalm
ALT: Marge Simpson's Exasperated Facepalm
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There should be an optional coma where I just sleep through my seasonal depression (March to August).
I genuinely admire the trust my neighbour puts on British weather. Left a load of washing out yesterday, it got soaked and she’s got a new out about to get rained on too.
I’m so glad my dad raised me not to wait on any man do anything for me. Washing machine broke, I identified the issue, removed the broken part and will order a replacement to fix it myself. This is not “the feminist agenda” as trad wives call it — it’s literally the basics.
Petrol is up 11p a litre since last week so I’ll be continuing to walk everywhere but with intent.
