Cliff Rives
@cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Movie fan (007 superfan), fan and amateur purveyor of movie snark (MST3K, Svengoolie, Rifftrax, The Mads). Mostly harmless.
"Keeps the heat and moisture sealed in permanently." So, The Land Unknown is Tupperware. #Svengoolie
"We'd better get back to the ship" he says, but I prefer: #Svengoolie
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator: Get To The Choppa!
ALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator: Get To The Choppa!
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"To make sport of a physical affliction is both impolite and cruel." Regrettably, that idea doesn't apply in presidential politics. #Svengoolie
He's awfully smug for a guy who lost a sword fight with Vincent Price. Which reminds me, is #Svengoolie ever gonna show Theater Of Blood?
Semi-serious question: did Caroline Munro ever have a film role where her voice wasn't dubbed? #Svengoolie
Mel Brooks spoofed the Gulf+Western era in Silent Movie by naming the evil company Engulf and Devour. Prophetic. #Svengoolie
I miss the great American tradition of not thinking about the president constantly.
Well at least they had enough money to use the Wilhelm Scream. #Svengoolie
Between this and 1981's Southern Comfort, the Louisiana swamps were no place for trigger-happy bros in camo gear. #Svengoolie
Between this and Octopussy, Louis Jourdan was a constant fixture on HBO in the early 80s. #Svengoolie
I know the go-to references for Ray Wise are Twin Peaks and Robocop, but my favorite role of his was as The Devil on the short-lived series Reaper. #Svengoolie
I always smile remembering Siskel and Ebert gave 👍👍 to Swamp Thing in 1982, forever reminding me that critics are people too. Most of 'em anyway. #Svengoolie
www.avclub.com/sam-neill-be... A solid list, to which I'd add The Dish, which didn't make waves in the States but was a deservedly huge hit in Australia, factual liberties aside.
AVQ&A: Our favorite Sam Neill roles beyond Jurassic Park
AVQ&A: Our favorite Sam Neill roles beyond Jurassic Park
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You'd think a building that once housed Pfizer wouldn't have problems staying erect.
"Please excuse me. I'm tired." Oh, I'm sorry, has the worldwide monster attack kept you up past your bedtime? #Svengoolie
Couldn't they just put a black bar over his name, y'know, give it that Epstein Files look?
The slow scaffolding build all day seems like a bullshit delay tactic. They used cranes and construction lifts in December and only took a few hours to install that shit.