"𝐆û 𝐤î𝐛𝐮𝐦 𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐤𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢. 𝐀𝐤𝐡𝐚-𝐠û𝐦-𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐦." 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐜𝐡: "𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝, 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝, 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡."

The always graceful Honey stumbles out with a cup of coffee. It's been rough for the usually chipper busty blonde. "Hiiiiiii!!! Welcome to BooBies," she raises her Barbie pink, glittery mug at customers with a bright smile on her face.

𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇᴀ 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 ᴍᴏɢᴀ's ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴏʏ 【⇋】/【♡】 #MHRP / #MonHunRP / #MVRP

"𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤."

"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡."

"𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗, 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗."

"I don't know if I should be concerned that Eldritch horror monsters are following me ooooorrrrrrrr..." Blonde moment pause. "Nope! I'll just give them pets and hugs and everything will be okay!" Thumbs up!

“Diving headfirst deep, deep into the rabbit hole.” Alice Young. Your local software engineer, gamer, and secret android. The living crossroads of two lives that became one. ♡/↺

The defender of the Kaka Village... And a bit of a silly Kitty. - BB/MV RP - NO LEWDS (Ecchi is ok) - Nice, friendly, a bit stupid - Loves food - Also loves "Testing" breasts From the RP mind of #BB22

🌺 Alright, y'all, I need another anime. Here's what I watched past month: Berserk The Rising of the Shield Hero Alucard Space Dandy (again) RoR Blood of Zeus Goblin Slayer (again) Bastard!! (again) Pet Shop of Horrors Sacrificial Princess and the King of Beasts

"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝."

🌺 Oh, right! There are two more accounts I have to migrate, and I actually have time. 🥰

"Has anyone seen Dandy lately? I think I found another alternate version of him... Or distant relative. He calls himself Sweet J.P.! He does live up to that name, too!" Honey squeals in delight with her hands squished up to her cheeks, blushing. "He's sooooooo handsome!"

Wanted by the Galaxy Patrol and the Pirate Guild. A man who lives a life of thrills and adventure. Armed with the Psychogun. Join the space adventure with.. ℂ𝕆𝔹ℝ𝔸

ℂ𝕠𝕓𝕣𝕒 @guildmostwanted.bsky.social · 2y ago

𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕤, 𝕀 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕝, 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕖𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖. 𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕝 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖, 𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕤.

🌺 Hah! It is! I'm on Berserk right now after getting done with The Rising of the Shield Hero. I need to find another after this.

⁠｡⁠*✧Sᕵᗩᑢᘿ ᕲᗩᘉᕲᖻ!✧⁠*⁠｡ (Semi Hiatus!)@dandypompadour.bsky.social · 2y ago

🌟: It IS a holy combination of Elvis Presley, Johnny Bravo, Austin Powers AND Leisure Suit Larry thrown in together, with a cup of sci-fi flour, four teaspoonfuls of romance, comedy, fanservice and horror, with a finishing touch of 1 liters of Cowboy Bebop references altogether. And... V o i l a !

"The strongest coffee you say? Oh sweetie, the strongest coffee we have here is darker than a black hole with two shots of whiskey poured in it. Would you like that?"

"Daaaannndddyyyy!!! I missed you!" The busty blonde let out a loud squeal that could be heard from across the most popular breastaurant in the galaxy. She skips and weaves her way through the thick crowd of customers. "I haven't seen you in over a week, mister! So --

⁠｡⁠*✧Sᕵᗩᑢᘿ ᕲᗩᘉᕲᖻ!✧⁠*⁠｡ (Semi Hiatus!)@dandypompadour.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Hon-EY! Am I truly glad to see those dazzlin' eyes of yours again?" Given how he's been occupado'd with his current attempts on snatching and registering one rare alien in all week, at least the fifty thousand Woolongs is a decent reward to get! "Bring in the Gilgamesh Tequila, and large hot →

🌺 Every 20 seconds with this show is like "wtf". I love it.

🌺 Sooooo Puck is definitely my favorite in Beserk. I'm off for a month. I better burn through some anime.

"It's Taco Tuesday!!!!" Cue the anime boobie bounce, and she skips off to start her shift at BooBies.

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