haircut on hump day and underwear day 💫

Luis and I were back in hospital this past week and finally came home yesterday. He’s doing okay, but we have a long road ahead of us. We’re battling both pain and anxiety, which is difficult because each of them contribute to the other. We’ll get there, but it’s gonna be a lot.

how did I just now realize that Luis’ initials are my initials in reverse? If that ain’t some soulmate shit then I don’t know what is

national underwear day seems like a good day to show these off

cam boy 😋

as somebody who uses — liberally and frequently, it really pisses me off that it’s become a hallmark feature of AI writing.

I can forgive Disney for a lot of the inaccuracies in Hercules - after all, the original myth isn’t exactly PG-rated - but what I cannot forgive them for is using the Greek story and setting it in Greece but still calling him Hercules, his Roman name.

Semi Soft Saturday

bf said “post that” And here I am posting it. 🫡

I’ve got a special guest for #fcf. Please welcome to the back porch @vanitycomplex.bsky.social

Back in hospital with Luis, so here’s a #fcf from the archives to hold you heathens over 😈

goodnight 💕

I’m currently working under the most inept team of managers that I’ve ever had the misfortune of working with and it is costing me every single ounce of my patience

monkey see, monkey do I guess

paying my fur tax for the week

my psychiatrist sent me a 90 day supply of all my meds instead of a 30 day supply and honestly I could kiss him. We love not having to go to the pharmacy every 30 days!!

bulge looked nice here idk 🤷🏻‍♂️ (also i’ve been posting a lot on my close friends on insta lately so if you’re a mutual and wanna be part of that just let me knooooow)

Popping out of my onesie 🔥 Happy Fat Cock Friday, cock enthusiasts 😈💕

I dropped Luis’ phone on my foot the other day and I think I legitimately broke my toe 🥴

Bush summer

Still one of my favorite nudes to date

what’s stopping you from showing me your dick right now, huh?

Todos en el trabajo estamos con España pero no porque queremos que gane España sino que no queremos que sea Argentina 😂

Να θυμάστε: τα αστέρια δεν σβήνουν επειδή σκοτεινιάζει ο ουρανός

hi 👉🏼👈🏼

Does the first s in #scs stand for soft or sweaty? What if it’s both?

idk

Και αφού τα αδέρφια της ήταν δύο σκούροι, ο Νόλαν είπε: «Άρα κι η Ελένη…»