Zach (menace mode)

@thotinwaiting.bsky.social

PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off. On a Journey to become the God of Vibes The Goods™ (OF, JFF, etc.): https://linktr.ee/thotinwaiting Some posts are captioned by funnier people than me

I’m exporting a shower sex video right now and the little media exporter has messages like “working on it” and “this is gonna be great” and while the preview was me blowing my friend it said “polishing it off” which I find great joy in.

I legitimately want to host more bloomfs. If you want to travel on a budget you can stay here for free. I’ll show you a good time living my simple joyful life! This offer is very very real for mutuals. Please message me if you are interested.

I have a stupid phone game that I play. Even if I do the puzzle perfectly with no errors and without using any of the like help things it say “Almost Flawless” and bitch I did it flawlessly. How much more perfect could a perfect solve be? It drives me crazy

Some times I find people so fucking inane. Like they have these value systems that mean nothing and I’m like, Bet, I’ll play your game and beat you at it then show you that it all meant nothing at all. This has been true waaaayyyy too many times in my life.

I had the brief thought to go through my following and figure out where my mutuals live and making a list of bloomfs by city to make it easier to visit people, but then my brain took it too far for a spreadsheet inventory of my mutuals based on many data points. Glad I did not do that

If there is anyone who has any posca pens they are wanting to get rid of I would love some. Or if anyone wanted to buy me some 😅. I’m loving exploring art with them and am limited with a very small pallet 😭😭😭