I’m exporting a shower sex video right now and the little media exporter has messages like “working on it” and “this is gonna be great” and while the preview was me blowing my friend it said “polishing it off” which I find great joy in.
Zach (menace mode)
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off. On a Journey to become the God of Vibes The Goods™ (OF, JFF, etc.): https://linktr.ee/thotinwaiting Some posts are captioned by funnier people than me
Ugh. I’m gonna have to be inside all day aren’t I 🙄🙄 stupid fires
I legitimately want to host more bloomfs. If you want to travel on a budget you can stay here for free. I’ll show you a good time living my simple joyful life! This offer is very very real for mutuals. Please message me if you are interested.
It really is a hot shot 😈 and it was REALLY fun to film 😈😈😈
One of my favorite shots from my and @thotinwaiting.bsky.social collab. A quick pause and check of the camera angle before I dive in tongue first 😜 Video out tomorrow on JFF and OF! justfor.fans/Gayming_nudie onlyfans.com/gayming_nudie
I’ve got a visitor for my silly little shower wiggles today 😘
I wove this hat It’s actually a basket but I’m being a silly goofy guy. Planning on planting it today I think. It’s my current art project.
I have a stupid phone game that I play. Even if I do the puzzle perfectly with no errors and without using any of the like help things it say “Almost Flawless” and bitch I did it flawlessly. How much more perfect could a perfect solve be? It drives me crazy
Got this leather thong by @toiano.bsky.social and it’s super hot! They know what’s good!
Early morning pet joys 🥰 (third dog on my feet not pictured.
I’m just reading the room, don’t be mad that I’m reading out loud.
Some times I find people so fucking inane. Like they have these value systems that mean nothing and I’m like, Bet, I’ll play your game and beat you at it then show you that it all meant nothing at all. This has been true waaaayyyy too many times in my life.
I had the brief thought to go through my following and figure out where my mutuals live and making a list of bloomfs by city to make it easier to visit people, but then my brain took it too far for a spreadsheet inventory of my mutuals based on many data points. Glad I did not do that
I was scrolling and thinking, wow, this is more cocks than I’m used to. I’m not mad but I am confused 🤔🤔 then I realized I was searching the fcf tag 😂😂😂
I had so much fun hosting and getting to show @vanitycomplex.bsky.social the joys in my life. If any other bloomfies want to visit please please please let me know! I love hosting friends.
Also @thotinwaiting.bsky.social is the most wonderful host and the most excellent company and 10/10 no notes will be seeing eachother MANY more times
@vanitycomplex.bsky.social should be asleep but instead they are liking my posts…
If there is anyone who has any posca pens they are wanting to get rid of I would love some. Or if anyone wanted to buy me some 😅. I’m loving exploring art with them and am limited with a very small pallet 😭😭😭
I’ve got a special guest for #fcf. Please welcome to the back porch @vanitycomplex.bsky.social
After a perilous journey, bloomfie has made it safe and sound. We will take photos and other media tomorrow. Just wanted you to know, for it is a joyous occasion.