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25. Him/Him. Comp Sci Nerd. Splatoon player. Home Cook. Pfp by @s0me_dude on discord Sendou Page: https://sendou.ink/u/cobaltramenking
Splatoon raiders is so addicting. I looked at the clock one minute, it was like 5:30pm. The next minute I looked it was 8:12pm. What in the FUCK
Rule #27 of the pirate's code: no whats, no buts, no coconuts
Picklejuicelover69: Cartoon Pirate Dancing
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Shiver, Frye and Big Man will be there to help you out no matter what! Two days to go! #SplatoonRaiders
Happy 9th birthday to splatoon 2, or as I like to call it; the weakest one. They're all peak tho
If Elma Xenoblade played Splatoon 3 she would main splat dualies. A swift dual gun weapon with a mech as its special? That has elma written all over it
Splatoon Community Census 2026! Last year the form got over 1000 responses and gave some great insight into the community! This year's census will continue in its goal of encouraging dialogue and identifying issues within the scene It takes 10 minutes to complete! 🔗 forms.gle/xqYSpB7AanqJ...
its 2022. theres a new splatoon game on the horizon. the current splatoon game has a bad meta where .52 gal is meta its 2026. theres a new splatoon game on the horizon. the current splatoon game has a bad meta where .52 gal is meta
to the demon at Nintendo who added the short route on RM sturgeon: Who hurt you? #splatoon #compsplatoon
We played in FTIU 106 getting 2nd place silver! Layla - goated hammer user Healer - freaky combo Bunny - chip damage Rare - no sleep 4 the passenger princess #Compsplatoon #splatoon3
Tricky Tony i am onto your schemes. You may have everyone else fooled but it'll take more than that to outsmart me
![two-panel digitally drawn comic featuring Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus from “Phineas and Ferb.”
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [Behold, Perry the Platypus— THE YURINATOR!!]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz presents a large ray-gun-like machine branded “The Yurinator” with an image of two girls kissing.
Perry the Platypus looks confused. His thought bubble has a pasted image of urinals with question marks over them.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [No— I know what you’re thinking— it’s Yurinator, with a “y”— you see, back in Drusselstein, I was only allowed to read hetslop, but my brother Roger—]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gqskllykbmdonko5bx6yy5ur/bafkreiau7sgio2p5we7uvvn2qdpx6vcqu6uiyuhtvna5nlszbwpf5cccxe)
I played deltarune chapter 5 petal dance got me like
Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
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If you’re in the comp scene and you chose to disrespect others ESPECIALLY my friends I will ignore you, not give you the time of day and chose to avoid you. #compsplatoon
Good morning! I am currently on the warpath to greatness. No I will not elaborate.
