Jon Stewart
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Not the Jon Stewart you miss. DFIR developer at Stroz Friedberg/Aon Cyber.
In Bowser’s first term, she paid a visit to Mount Pleasant. She pointed out a well-known issue and all the aides recited what they’d tried and Bowser challenged them, “so that’s it then? we’re just gonna give up?” “No, mayor, oh no.” Ten years later: yes, clearly.
I’m not going to turn the heat on yet.
Ron Swanson Feeling Frigid
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It’s hard to think there’s any reasonable justification for JavaScript not to have 64 bit integers in 2026.
Subconjunctival hemorrhage really adding to the deep hackmode aesthetic.
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
You see, Claude, this is all we need. Ssh port forwarding, rsync, 3 cups of coffee, and a little bit of conversation. You and me and $200/month.
Notes from Vichy DC
Brianne K Nadeau@brianneknadeau.bsky.social · 3w agoI am aware of increased federal law enforcement presence this morning at Bruce-Monroe Elementary School and in Park View. The National Guard has no business being here in the District of Columbia. The FBI has no business patrolling our schools. brianneknadeau.com/statement-on...
I sometimes click on The Athletic stories on the NYT. But they are invariably poorly written and edited. With today's "Did Archi Manning really say that?" article, "what" is never quoted or defined. Basic rules of journalism go out the window with The Athletic.
The Swiss cheese model may be a useful concept, but it's no excuse for laziness. It's far better to be defended by armor plating than a few slices of cheese.
bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars
I use AI to code forensics software, but if it has a vibe it’s ”obsessive tests and verification.” I look forward to owning so many opposing sides in the years to come from timezone and encoding bugs in terrible slop code.
Brett Shavers@brettshavers.bsky.social · last mo.Gonna love the 2027 cases of agents breaking sandboxes and then going on to crawl health insurance sites that inadvertently have pixel trackers installed on them, those'll be fun.
Haven’t had a storm like that in DC since the derecho of ‘12. Fortunately DC went on a power-line-burying spree after the derecho. This is two doors down from me, miraculously missed the house, poor old elm.
Sure, LLMs are great at coding, but have you tried them for intellectually snobbish shitposting?
Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
Just bought a deep freeze for my DC house so I can stock it with meat from the Midwest AMA.
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This is such a no-brainer. I can't believe DC would let itself get astroturfed by Big Corn Syrup.
Brianne K Nadeau@brianneknadeau.bsky.social · 2mo agoWe have the chance to change recycling in the US & leave our streets, parks & rivers cleaner for our kids. If Council passes the Bottle Bill, which I introduced w/ 10 colleagues, this fall, we'll be the 1st US jurisdiction to do so in decades. Let's lead the way. just-zero.org/our-stories/...
Fable taking the night shift from me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCFB...
F1 movie 2025. Opening scene.
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70 is an amateur hour number.
Golf course where North Korea leader 'scored 11 holes-in-one in first round'
Stunning pictures of Pyongyang Golf Course show where Kim Jong-il - current leader Kim Jong-un’s father - played his one and only game and outshone every pro golfer who ever lived
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoTrump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”
The Dulles People Movers are critical to our national security. Not many people know this.
Another example of why the role of ANC Treasurer should not exist. The misappropriation occurred in 2018, DC Auditor released its report in 2019. 7 years later, there's a court judgment. DC should provide ANCs with a virtual account and OANC should approve debits. www.popville.com/2026/07/8106...
“$81,064 judgment secured against the former ANC 8C treasurer for misappropriating public funds.” - PoPville
From the Office of the D.C. Auditor: "D.C. Auditor Kathy Patterson today welcomed action by the D.C. Superior Court which awarded a default judgment totaling $81,064 against Rhonda Edwards-Hines for u...
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