Colby

@colbydc.bsky.social

CO | lover of nature, reality TV (especially Big Brother), books, cats, and men | sometimes nsfw

*guy asking me for advice on bagged coffee* “Sumatra?? Like at Starbucks? I don’t want that!!” Me: “so Sumatra is an island…”

Just found out my general manager got a new job and is leaving the company, so I’ll likely have to take on some of her responsibilities 😑 now if I could get a new job myself, that’d be real cute

No but what do you mean you ended your season premiere by bringing in a former winner who you hosed in one of the worst twists of all time and then have a velociraptor lead her to a volcano and KILL HER #BB28

My family invited me along on their vacation to Destin, FL but I didn’t go because of time/money/having just gotten married and moving to a new place. So tell me why they’re now sending me pics from NEW ORLEANS?!