vanity complex
@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Professional baby girl, platonic third to many, enemy of the state and the most intense person you’ll ever meet Seattle, They/them, anglaise/français
If for any reason I became notable and someone named a street after me I would haunt this earth. Name something like an express bus line or a train line after me
My dad is being very open about experiencing a depressive episode and it’s honestly so healing watching him cope and reach out for help and seeing how similar we we experience our mental health highs and lows
Kinda crazy that if we barred corporate enterprises from owning single-family homes and forced them to release them to the market that it would very likely collapse our economy because we live in the stupidest timeline
I just moved and you're telling me there is already a primary and I need to go register and vote?! 😭 #MyCivicDutyIsACivicBurden
I will not be posting my lock screen because it is 50 photos of my best friends on rotation
So if I were to drink, say, half a bottle of wine 👀 would i walk around the arboretum or would I read a book 👀
I think if i determine you’re a bad parent in public i should have the lone right to publicly execute you
Its so cute whenever my dad travels because he sends take off and landing texts and then always texts a picture of his room. This man is a national treasure
Good morning. I am in control of my own destiny. This is good news for anyone invested in the plot. This is bad news for anyone concerned for my stability and well being 😌
Okay but how do gyro places do that to their fries? How are they always perfect? What is it about the gyro place. Doesn’t matter where in the country you are, gyro man gives you fries that heal the soul. I need to know.
Hahahaha i’ve moved to a city I’ve visited one time for four days three months ago and now have to make a whole life for myself
As someone who takes his writing very personally, I hate the “separate the art from the artist” mentality. If you remove me from my art, I will kick your ass.
As someone who struggled with an eating disorder while in the performing arts, I can not imagine the horror of battling one on an international stage. It is hard to watch, but unimaginable to experience. Watching the discourse around it is genuinely maddening
The bus from my house to downtown runs every 15 minutes with reduced service from 9pm-4am 🫦
Good morning from Seattle, the place where I now live 🙂↕️
The review is in folks, I’m the perfect house guest 😌 (also, I went to bed before they even posted this sooooo)
Zach (menace mode)@thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 5d ago@vanitycomplex.bsky.social should be asleep but instead they are liking my posts…
I love being a “where are you now?” ass type friend
Sorry that I moaned like a slut while your husband was asleep. It will happen again
I’ve got a special guest for #fcf. Please welcome to the back porch @vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Thank you to my gracious host for patiently waiting for me to drive from SF to Oregon while I enjoyed the redwoods and so much traffic 😭
Any liquid I can safely consume can and will become piss 😌
I hate to say it, but you ocean lovers were right, you really can sense when you are next to a body of water and it does change your mood for the better 🙄