Brandon

@collard.bsky.social

Ohio Man

Right now all across the country thousands of football fans are pulling on their favorite team’s jerseys, loading their families into their cars, and making their way to an NFL stadium where they’ll be involved in a drunken, violent, life-ruining fistfight.

Instagram really wants me to buy this ugly sweatshirt specifically commemorating a Jets game that happened in London last year, which the Jets lost and finished with -10 passing yards And Instagram is not ENTIRELY wrong in that assessment

A green Jets crewneck, with an apple in the center that has a Union Jack on it and a crown tilted off the top to one side. The middle of the apple has the NY logo for the team and the year 2025

I get it but I do question buying specific state political ads to put on the national feed of a football game that happens to be taking place in that state

dear lord in heaven please dont let the tennis ball fired from the american gladiators annihilator cannon strike me in my testicles and make me hurl up on tv. lord please give larry csonka the grace to praise my athleticism on his csonkatrator