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Collin Reischman
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Former political reporter | organized labor | comms professional | My jokes are bad
After watching this trailer I feel like we should all consider that maybe we should have just let him keep playing Kang in the MCU
ScreenRant@screenrant.bsky.social · last wk.#JonathanMajors has returned to acting in a new action film, Run Hide Fight: Infidels, and the trailer has just been released. 👀 Watch Here: bit.ly/4z0B6oL
If Robert Pattinson is doing a weird little voice then you know you’re about to see a masterpiece
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · last wk.Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen catching a pedophile in his new film ‘PRIMETIME’. “You see how this looks right?”
The good part: both of these amendments got *obliterated* The bad part: every politician in Jefferson City who fought to get these on the ballot in the first place will probably be re-elected because Missouri voters are puzzling creatures
If I ever meet Bon Jovi I’m just going to ask him how being a cowboy gives him an advantage at night because I’m just not getting it
The Harry Potter universe doesn’t really ever deal with recreational drugs as a thing but I feel like they should. Imagine how absolutely twisted out of your head you’d get on mushrooms that were *literally* magic mushroom
Not knowing what DiCaprio’s motivation is in Inception is such an embarrassing thing to admit it’s easily Nolan’s most direct and clear protagonist
Watching the World Cup I can’t help but notice that every national anthem from a former USSR nation sounds exactly the same except half are about the glorious motherland and its fertile soil and the other half are about killing the oppressors in the streets with your bare hands
of the dodgy odyssey takes, 'odysseus is meant to be a stoic badass unaffected by war' probably winds me up the most. in the text the king of the phaeacians correctly guesses odysseus is a veteran of the trojan war because he keeps bursting into tears whenever anyone mentions it
If you ask a person “could you fight a werewolf” and they don’t have follow up questions do not rely on them in an emergency
I’m not kidding at all when I say if Mitch McConnell is dead or a vegetable and people keep it quiet for political and procedural reasons it would be the perfect way to honor his legacy
Also by far the funniest way England could lose. Love that for them.
If I had a nickel for every time Anthony Ippolito portrayed an Oscar-winning actor in a project about the making of a famous piece of American cinema I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s crazy it happened twice youtu.be/V_g_Ut0jO-0?...
I Play Rocky | Official Trailer
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I like how every soccer player either has a good haircut or looks like they have never paid money for a haircut
I’m far too cynical for fandom these days but there’s simply nobody operating on this level right now
Yeah, Hispanics probably prefer “Hispanic” if they are Hispanic because “Hispanic” is not just completely interchangeable with “Latino”
Fun fact: Trump played soccer in high school but he’s so old he literally played before they invented red cards
“I want to see America advance farther than they have in decades when they are also the host country”
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Trump got involved and immediately ruined this whole thing
One does not root *for* Spain but *against* Ronaldo
Donald Trump needs to do the right thing and make FIFA outlaw “wonderwall”
If Mexico loses this game they will give it an insane nickname and it’ll haunt their entire country for years
The only thing to do now is to stage a historic comeback Mexico. Go.