One of these days republicans will be an endangered species and we’ll be so glad the president walked back protections for their lives.
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Authoritarian regimes don’t have legitimate elections. America isn’t beautiful anymore. FDT No DMs please.
Happy belated birthday, James Hetfield. I listened to your band’s music all afternoon, so really it’s like happy birthday to me. 😃
Susan Collins thinks Todd Blanche is a capable lawyer. This is why men used to burn witches.
You know who doesn’t need a credit score? A socialist.
Ankle bracelets on all the Haitians. Sanctioning the ICC prosecutor. Using military hardware to crash civilian jets. Using military hardware to destroy fishermen. Using every available avenue to cover up for rapists, abusers, and pedophiles. Your America, ladies and gentlemen. You suck.
Do you think we could TRY to stop putting things in our food that will kill us?
If a congressperson says there’s nothing that can be done to rein in the president doesn’t that mean THE GOVERNMENT IS BROKEN??? Asking for everyone except the 39.2M registered republicans who can get bent.
Narrow-set eye guys like Max Miller are ALWAYS the bad guy.
When Doctor Oz opens his mouth all you can hear is quack.
If my Roomba is spying on me, then it too knows I am strongly dissatisfied with my country. No ban on goods is gonna change that.
Congress is a 250 years old idea that FUCKING SUCKS. Half those men were around for the first one.
If even a monkey can win 1 case in 20, then what’s the DOJ’s excuse?
If we’re just gonna go ahead and prosecute women for having an abortion, then I suggest the firing squad for rapists. Start at the top.
I see the Baltimore Orioles are blowing up their last 35 years of effort. I coulda been a fan of Major League Baseball, but instead I ended up liking the O’s.
Speaking of never taking again, I nominate Kevin Hassett. The “economic council” will do just fine without your, uh, leadership.
Another mass shooting in Idaho, but the media can’t stop creaming over the other guy with a gun. People with guns are not heroes.
Do you know who is never going to talk again? The president of the United States, thankfully, when he finally fucking dies.
Why is Stephanie Penn smiling? She works for a corpse, and her job is convincing the world the corpse isn’t dead, by saying no words at all. She’s deliberately deceiving you, and smiling about it.
If DEI is dead, then why are there so many weak-ass white men in government?
Scott’s truly is a miracle. It’ll make your grass super green and give you cancer at the SAME TIME. With miracles like that, who needs Satan?
The winning shot wasn’t in Bedminster. It hasn’t happened yet.
A deal being rapidly reached. On Sunday. Before the markets open. Again. The only thing we’re actually rapidly reaching is our own demise.
I miss the day when Megyn Kelly didn’t say something stupid.
“My boss died two months ago but I still come to work because poor Kentuckians need to be defrauded even more.” —every member of McConnell’s staff, every day, for the entire summer
Using 83,000 cameras to “bring to justice” an abortion seeker while the entire nation is run by male pedophiles in plain sight is the most American thing you’ll ever fucking see. Burn. The. System. Down.
A senator dropped the F bomb today. Not because someone beat up his daughter (true), but because he had to wear a mask for a few weeks years ago. Moreno is a fucking loser.