fishing guy bad ending

COLUMBO: oh, you're a poster? my wife, she loves to post. always telling me her little jokes. mind reading me one of yours? ME: um. "bouncing on it innocently. bouncing on it with an ironclad alibi" COLUMBO: oh that's a good one. i just wonder... why'd you post that 2 hours before the murder?

why is it called doubled over. im halved. 😭

one time i dreamt of the Perfect thing to do with my hands while dancing and i fucking woke up and forgot it was boutta be over for everybody i was gonna revolutionize the game i fucking promise youse

was getting smoked by this christian guy in pickleball, went "have you ever heard of the 9-3 curse?" he was like "No! Stoppit!" he scored and went "have you ever heard of the 10-3 blessing 😎" big g delivered him from my ass icl

sometimes u say fuck it and hit send on some new english

Injured ColossalMini Places Worst Band-Aid of All Time: Asked To Leave Skin

Big pickup truck with a Guile bumper sticker that says “I STAND FOR THE FLASH AND I KNEEL FOR THE CHARGE”

everyone i have something important to tell you. please call me.

mad busy doing nothing all the time. "yo can you-" nah sorry goat, gotta work on these problems i made up.

my dad misheard wii as weed and confronted me with mario power tennis

bet i could interview a buncha old people and pinpoint the exact moment things got stupid

BRI'ISH PEAPO BE LOIKE: CENT'PEADE ON ME MEAT'

acorn of the alders@plushwitch.bsky.social · 3mo ago

inchworm on my foot some kinda measurement pun here

hadda make sure it was real

WHAT IF ,🧐 YOU 🫵 WANTED TO GO 🙋🆙TO HEAVEN👼. BUT GOD 🕴🏻SAID🗣️

i had a dream i tried to ask ai to find a deep cut reggae song and it found the wrong song and started speaking to me in a faux jamaican accent. my inner fear is not that the computer is alive, but that it is white

BREAKING: Spirit Airline CEO confirms existence of the 'One Plane', a black box buried somewhere in the Continental US, with whoever finding it being the heir to the entire Spirit Airlines fortune ($36)

sick. jamaicans here. my mind: *weakly* d-do they know that, ishowspeed is in the caribbean

roblox church in my youtube recs 😭occupational hazard

white people livin exclusively on lactose man. my roomie handed me a plate of cheese and milk.

food stamp situation still kinda fucked up and im not getting any benefits until next month. if you can help me out even a lil bit, it would help a lot. $bign0se on venmo. or dm for paypal. or if we live in the same state id love to come over for a meal, really.

pouring baileys in my cereal Has to be a good idea but im a little bitch i dont wanna do it

friend tried to hit me wit da 'girl im bored lets clean our cars' i ran

u so motherfuckin coniferous u got me by the trunk thats why these other bushes lame to us

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whole ass g clef coming out calvin's jukebox u in tha juke joint lindy hoppin and the band start playing treble clef wyd

Ammnontet!@bleakvision.info · 5mo ago

love this world, honestly gonna be sad when it gets less whimsical and becomes more what i recognize as dragon ball. unless dragon ball is always like that forever, in which case, cool

we're watching dragon ball. ive never actually seen it. i like the pilaf gang

my nigga is joining the military man. nobody asked you to do that. was your life that bad. what could i have done about this. check on your friends 😭