ColtonKP
@coltonkp.bsky.social
Stupid idiot doing stupid idiot things. 31. He/Him
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
Deku Link but inspired by the new Ocarina of Time Young Link design 💚 #LegendofZelda #OcarinaofTime #MajorasMask
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
Please stop paying for anything Harry Potter. This is where your money is going. At this point, you're not an ally, you're an abuser and we're your victim.
you have to outlive rowling her grave isn't going to piss on itself
I'm pleased to announce I will be attending PowerUp Colosseum, a brand new 3 day charity event for Wings For Life!! You can watch from August 14-17 over at twitch.tv/ColosseumLive Follow @colosseumlive.bsky.social for updates! SEE YA THERE, NERDS!!
Why is the discovery tab always political AI slop. Why can't it be Mushroom Gorge. None of you are posting enough Mushroom Gorge. I'm not mad, I'm- no wait I am mad. Do better.
I will not mourn someone who worked to make my life worse, and I will not respect anyone else's mourning of him. Fuck Lindsey Graham. The best thing he ever did for anyone was die, and if his death saddened you then you're telling me you wish he could have done more to hurt me. Fuck you too.
it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao
driving bottles back from divorce court #banjokazooie #shitpost
we made a machine where you can connect with humanity, find community and kinship beyond the borders of your city or even country, where you can save little moments forever into human memory, and turned it into the most monetized commercialized incendiary mess in human existence
when cyberpunk authors predicted the weaponization and decline of the internet back in the late 80's and early 90's the only thing they got wrong was how fucking boring it was
As you can see, Xbox held their presentation on 6/7, while Nintendo is holding theirs on 6/9. This is due to their core company missives; Nintendo holds fast to traditional (and successful!) gamer values, whereas Xbox is a brand that constantly tries to remain relevant by latching onto trends
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 4mo agoNintendo Direct is scheduled for tomorrow (June 9th) at 7 AM PT
