Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.

I seem to have brought a cold back with me from Hawai'i. 0/10 do not recommend.

I was standing in the ocean today and the wind was blowing out to sea and as the waves came rolling over my feet I heard Debussy.

The funny thing about the FIFA nonsense is that most of the confederations probably would've been fine with it if they'd been consulted first. I mean, it's corruption all the way down.

Dad mode activated

So many to choose from, so I'll just pick the one that basically explains why I am the way I am. Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Clark Kent Transforms into Superman

Alt: A gif of Christopher Reeve (our one true Superman) transforming from Clark Kent into Superman.

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Wes Flinn (now with new trombones!)@wesflinn.bsky.social · 6d ago

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Also, there's an extinct volcano out my window that last erupted 320,000 years ago.

Today's adventures: went to a pineapple farm*. Pretty cool. *Not THAT pineapple farm.

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

Any day that you get to fling yourself into the waves* of the Pacific Ocean is a good one. *safely

You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.

I enjoyed the heck out of The Odyssey.

Seeing an Odyssey

33 days until the Premier League season

What a tournament.

Absolutely ridiculous.

BEST THIRD PLACE MATCH EVER* *I've only been watching the game 10 years, so I don't know if this is true, but it feels true

I don't think the players are going to humor those of us that want the game to keep going.

The players should start fouling the ref for being in the way.

England should let Mbappé score two more so that 1) he has a better shot at winning the golden boot and 2) so that this game doesn't end.

GIVE IT TO OLLIE, YOU COWARD

I want a goal for Ollie Watkins

LMAO

"Football pitches are now battlefields."

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

What a crazy game

WOW