she stomped up that corridor and gave me degrees of leg envy i didn’t even know were possible
Mother omg
noticing I only capitalise the letter I on my bsky but my insta is all caps… wonder what that means? :)
slayyyter got sick and cancelled the tour and it’s so over for me fuck my chungus life
I was so close to posting pole this morning in a moment of weakness but you guys only like me for my body so I snapped back to reason
it is incredible what a haircut, new flannel, improved gym routine and a week off will do for a man 🦎🤠
🤠🧍♂️😼🦎 are all incredible emojis and they all mean something so unique
fucking love the cowboy emoji, rivalled only by the man just standing there emoji
fucking love the cowboy emoji, rivalled only by the man just standing there emoji
50% of the time with my on comms for OW is me cursing junkrat players and the other 50% is me earnestly doing spoken word slayyyter lyrics from memory
If I were a younger and hotter man I would be all over OF like a rash. A job for my entire life is not what I was born to do.
true crazy that i used to post pole on the internet for tens of thousands of people to see like what was up with that
once again promoting my tumblr blog as it is the supreme form of social media
www.tumblr.com/rhodospirill...
saw myself in the mirror at the gym today and tell me why my back is arched ALL the way back doing wrist curls? crazy