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Bodega Cats@bodegacats.bsky.social · yesterday
it's 2026, you should not be swapping pronouns in a song you're covering to avoid it being gay.
it genuinely killed my heart inside when I could not walk up the chains in Ocarina of Time remake. Like that knocked points off the score. No whimsy. People will play this and think they played Ocarina of Time, bitch no. The Ghost guy doesn't even make a male prostitution joke. No soul.
it sucks that Radical Feminism has become so tainted and filled with bad actors that I wasn't able to fully enjoy the new PISS album without having doubts creep into the back of my mind of "okay but are they SWERFs? Are they TERFs?" because a lot of rhetoric on the album really lines up
Bluesky is Star Knightess Aura
Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · 3d agoGod he's such a loser
there’s a guy in my neighborhood with a cybertruck and when he drives by i give him a thumbs up and when he makes eye contact i turn my thumb down. but i’ve done this enough times that now when he sees me he just starts yelling
I heard Helluva Boss season 3 was terrible or controversial or whatever and I watched it and was like "how" and then saw all the hate comes from like 15 year old fans who think Stolas is in any way in the wrong Blitzo is just an actual toxic piece of shit and can get fucked
i will give your waifu a dick and then i will put her in a chastity cage and make you wonder why i bothered
turning this account into a Haley Stevens Facebook stan page
[yelling at the magistrate] The Queen specifically told me that fat bottom'd girls make the rockin' world go 'round!
I'mma be real here I don't know or care if they count as candy bars but why are we as a society still making Tootsie Rolls They look, smell, and taste like they were invented and never changed since 1877. Chimney sweep orphan ass tasting gross food product. You can't even trade these away.
Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2w agowhat's the worst candy bar and why is it butterfingers hands down
She's a coward but also correct (but for the wrong reason) everyone counting on impeachment is a fucking idiot, this guy was impeached twice and it didn't do shit, literally symbolic Strongly Worded Letter bullshit that doesn't matter.
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 2w agoKamala Harris: I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea. I was in the Senate for the last go-round, and the votes aren’t there. I think after the election, we all have to just also agree that our attitude has to be to get stuff done…
Monster Hunter figured out the way to make snakes way sexier was to make them into dogs
Claire Willett@clairewillett.bsky.social · 2w ago“hear me out: fox Robin Hood” stop. you are embarrassing yourself. obviously everyone would fuck him. this is a universal constant. please learn your history “hear me out: Beast as a beast” once again, we all agree here “hear me out: Chernabog” congratulations, you have understood the assignment
From this point going forward we should make Niu Lai (assuming that is this scrungly cow creature's name) the official mascot of opposition to AI going forward.
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 2w agoChina’s first AI-generated theatrical film, ‘Sanxingdui: Future Past’, has bombed at their domestic box office, only making $121,000 USD against a budget of $1.5M USD. In contrast, the crudely animated ‘Niu Lai’ made nearly $10M USD against a budget of $200-500 USD.
“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old
I love Tim Sweeney octupling down on AI slop while it is basically unanimously agreed upon that the current Steam Next Fest is considered a complete and utter abject failure due to the use of AI. He sees that and thinks it is the future of the industry.
If Nicki Minaj becomes press secretary then we need to add Cardi B to the press pool so she can beat her ass again
There's a reason the second mission in Cruelty Squad is literally you killing a guy for collecting Funko Pops Also this is now 100% confirmation that the rule63 Malfoy shit was stealth marketing for the shitty new TV show.
Funko POP! News@funkonews.bsky.social · 3w agoHarry Potter fans, check out this sweet new female Draco Malfoy figure! Pre Orders open below ~ Linky ~ fnkpp.com/OrzDM #Ad #HarryPotter #FunkoPOPNews
