one of those orgasms where i feel visceral disgust & shame both in the moment and long after the fact. also where i'm (unrelatedly) on the clock working from home
diana, obsequious
@concubine.ember.pet
26-year-old transgender mind slave. she/her 🔞 posts are nsfw (all of them)
TIP: just avoid anything mildly uncomfortable, the results you want will happen anyway and if they don't it's not your fault!!
i envision a world where everyone can get off at their earliest convenience
hey pay my rent but in a hot way okay?? if you don't i'll be homeless & starve but i'm framing it in a hot way. high stakes famously promote safety in everyone involved. this is findom btw
i'm frankly unsure if men's clothing is meant to look flattering on any physique at all
dreamt up a dozen great posts during my 3 hour drive but now that i can post they have all vanished from my mind. typical
"are you drunk?" - "no" "so you can consent?" - "i'm drunk actually"
i literally did this to diana pretty much verbatim c:
kicks@kicksagain.bsky.social · 5d agohypnosis doesn't work don't be stupid sketch commission 💙
most people put wayyy more effort into the performance & optics of dating than they do the relationship itself
You're too slow! This whole time it was my afterimage that you've been touching inappropriately!
drive thru worker referred to me as "miss diana". today is off to a good start
just got the bad news: my a&w rewards points, equivalent in value to 1/3rd of a hashbrown, are expiring soon
when i first tried masturbating at the age of 18 i would watch JOI videos as if they were a serious educational resource. i was not aroused by them in any way, so when i felt nothing i just thought "oh well, guess my body doesn't work" and gave up
basically if something doesn't work on nixos i just assume i dodged a bullet that would have wasted much more time & made me miserable on any other distro
a lash tint is a cheap & effective solution to many problems
whenever i see a picture of myself from last year i think "thank god my hair is longer now". i can't believe i went outside like that
x-axis "how nice coworker is to me" y-axis "how attracted i am to coworker" bell curve
visual studio agent spends 30 minutes trying to write powershell to figure out in which files some c# types are defined before being terminated. allegedly serious tool
i've apparently brought to work a breakfast so unpalatable that the thought of eating it is enough to not feel hungry anymore
always feels nice to contribute to something greater than oneself. like when a conversation i have with gabby inspires a post of hers that does numbers
i've been an utter fucking mess ever since i noticed this by the way. i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it
diana, obsequious@concubine.ember.pet · last mo.in comparison, the very sporadic & fleeting attraction i experience towards men tends to feel exaggerated when it does happen because it's internally much less unsafe & complicated. (and i don't really care about bothering men)