stelle is about to experience silverwolf and kafka's latest buffs #hsr #kafstel

changing my server banners to “this is a place of honor. highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here.”

every day recently i've grown a little closer to being the polycule admin archetype. gabby is only the only beneficiary though

gabby: star wars and/or? and or what?

if i findommed someone they would have to mail me 4x48gb unbuffered ecc ddr5 udimms

me: why is it pacific standard time? we’re not in the pacific. it should be western standard time gabby: yeah, and EST isn’t atlantic standard time. hm. i’ve never thought about that before gabby: central time isn’t even central, it’s actually a bit right of center me: just like all centrists

some people have a way with words. gabby has her way with words.

girl sex is so dangerous fable isn’t even allowed to talk about it

#cpk

there are two kinds of people. people who look at this and say "coooool i should climb down there" and people who say "i don't think so"

“i’m an adc player!!”, she still tries to insist as if anyone believed her

Ember@ember.pet · last mo.

girl who is a support main: it's in the past! it's in the past! i'm an AD carry ...

i hate Algorithms

i literally did this to diana pretty much verbatim c:

kicks@kicksagain.bsky.social · 5d ago

hypnosis doesn't work don't be stupid sketch commission 💙

is it yuri if two girl's chopsticks touch?

llms, gacha, pick 3 games, prediction markets the four horsemen of the gambpocalypse

jess m. 🌤️@jametc.bsky.social · 5d ago

like I don't mean to sound holier than thou, but like.... am I the last fucking person who doesn't get any kind of thrill from this sort of slot machine lever pulling? like I can't imagine anything less fufilling. Oh, it's a new thing. It's like.... blind bag toys. Just don't???

gabby: babe you have so few tabs open. are you feeling okay?

a university is just a conference that keeps going year round

diana baited me into being film noir...

same hour of experience 20,800 times

The cultural shift in western media to only cover what things *look like* instead of what things *are* is a direct result of the passionate desire among uneducated, scared people to have an authoritarian tell them how to be. The result is authoritarianism. Wow. Big shocker.

“mistakes” aren’t the thing that make your work human it’s the humanity in it. the feeling. the fucking verve. if you’re still shooting for the middle but you throw a couple typos in there i still will not give a shit! say something from that corner of your heart that hurts to look directly at

really nailed what republicans mean when they talk about LGBT education

Guillotine Hunger Force@themilfmag.net · 3w ago

grooming is when introduce person to options i dont want for them

girls want only one thing and it’s disgusting—

hot take of the day: the existence of macros in a programming language tells you its type system is massively insufficient. there is never such a thing as a good macro

discord is so embarrassingly shit sometimes

it's not just that means testing unfairly gatekeeps care from people on the edges of the economic goldilocks zone. the logic ripples out through culture and influences how we talk about poverty, race, and disability. we do not talk about helping people without first talking about who not to help.

basically if something doesn't work on nixos i just assume i dodged a bullet that would have wasted much more time & made me miserable on any other distro

the woke liberal map app keeps telling me to “keep left”, but i’m a free thinker and no robot is gonna tell me which lane to drive in

i should wear light colors more :D

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