started convincing the interns that we have a company gun
how much does abdul el-sayed bench? we're not talking about that but we should be
getting home and peeling off my clothes. boys i am MOIST
oh this is wild lol. he legitimately cannot form or articulate a coherent thought. he makes trump look like a poet
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 5h agoWolf Blitzer: Why is Israel, another country, your red line right now, this is what your critics are saying, rather than a domestic issue that impacts Americans' everyday lives? John Fetterman, visibly confused throughout the entire interview: Yeah, absolutely.
1/10 of the campaign spending bitchtits
Politico@politico.com · 12h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
no chance this is a genuine person or account
Delta Nupe@itsnotuitsme1911.bsky.social · 12h agoEl-Sayed won. I’m urging Black Detroiters to STAY HOME and be “uncommitted’ like El-Sayed was for Kamala Harris during the general election. Dearborn voted for TRUMP instead of the Black Lady. I’m encouraging Black Detroit to vote for Jill Stein or Trump , like the Arabs in Dearborn did in 24!
haley stevens has died
BREAKING: James Carville has died of a heart attack. His last words, "well that's a spicy an-do-iiiiile" were spoken just after receiving the recent news out of Michigan
so glad el-sayed beat israel's candidate for an american primary for an american senate seat in an american state
I think the key takeaway for this, no matter the result (but especially if Stevens wins) is how grotesque and racist Stevens became at the end out of fear of someone who rejects Israel. the disgusting distortion of her person into a gollum-like creature is an image of the party writ large imo
Gollum's Furious Outburst
ALT: Gollum's Furious Outburst
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civicAPI ☑️@civicapi.org · 16h agoMichigan US Senate Democratic Primary - Current Results - 🔵 Abdul El-Sayed (D) - 406,262 (49.6%) - 🔵 Haley Stevens (D) - 383,031 (46.7%) - 🔵 Mallory McMorrow (D) - 30,445 (3.7%) ~56% reporting
going to go for a run this morning but it's already 25 and I might die I will be so sweaty
democrats are so corporate that they've adopted the core concept of corporate strategy, that the end user (in this case, the voter and what can be offered to them) is unimportant, the customer is the investor.
czech hunter biden@conkrete.bsky.social · 16h ago"I think these progressives don't want to beat trump, they just want to beat Democrats. if you splinter the party now you risk beating trump in the general" -some asshole on television just now
"I think these progressives don't want to beat trump, they just want to beat Democrats. if you splinter the party now you risk beating trump in the general" -some asshole on television just now
lol five episodes into Dragonball GT and Goku already abolished rent
I know it's a meme to dislike oatmeal raisin cookies but they're honestly super delicious and I feel bad that some ppl must have only had bad knes
Viktor Winetrout@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2d agoPutting raisins in a cookie should be a felony
"When the earth folded in on itself And said 'good luck, for your sake I hope heaven and hell are really there But I wouldn't hold my breath' You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death?"
*my smile turning into a rictus grin, the flesh of my face drying and turning to aged leather as my teeth rot and fall out. my eyes decompose into empty sockets* it's 2016, again
