David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 2w ago🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/746...
Saw ABBA Voyage last night and it was fucking mind-blowing. Need to go again and watch it on drugs.
World Cup final being in broad daylight feels like coming out of an afters into a bright sunny morning. Revolting
I don’t think there is a better example of America’s decline as a cultural power than this World Cup. They think this bombastic desecration of the game is somehow impressive. The rest of the world just thinks they’re cunts
Sorry to say Miss Piggy has demeaned herself here
Cannot tell you how much I pine for the dawn chorus of “you’re gonna get your fucking heads kicked in”
Reminder that Pele was a jaffer who couldn’t get a hard on. Never even managed a thousand wanks.
“New York New Jersey Stadium” 🤝 “London Southend Airport”
Kick off is six minutes late because of this drivel.
four hours’ sleep, a totally unjustified three pint hangover, kids have been up since 5am and I’ve got them all day. Also need to do a big shop and sort out a minimum of two clothes washes
We should make a giant effigy of Maradona being sodomised by Captain Tom on the Falkland Islands and burn it every year, Lewes-style
If we can hold this until 80 minutes I think we can get the water slide out
Homer Born Slippy when it comes home Homer Starlight when we lose the final on penalties Homer Break Stuff when the Guehi equaliser is overruled by VAR tomorrow
Bainesic Channel@bain4z.bsky.social · 4w agoHomer doing Born Slippy on repeat the only thing that can get us through this
Subjected to a horrendous couple who loudly worked through their PowerPoint on my 6:45am train. They both left their Huel bottles and single use coffee cups behind on the table. Hope he audibly and visibly shits himself in the middle of the meeting.
Naturally, my children woke up at 5:30 this morning
Infantino looks like a scrotum pulled over the bottom of an egg