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Chris Conroy

@conroyforreal.bsky.social

Executive Editor, DC Comics (Absolute, Vertigo, Black Label). Opinions my own, and also all excellent if you ask me 🏳️‍🌈

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 6h ago

[Stage whisper:] Paul ... GIAMATTI."

The Independent@the-independent.com · 13h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 23h ago

rich traditions@helldude.bsky.social · 23h ago

couple months ago: let's show these assholes why americans are drowning in medical and other personal debt now: wait what we don't even have the weaponry now either

Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · yesterday

They know voters hate this shit. So they wait until Blanche has the votes for Collins to come out against him. So she can claim to be a moderate. So she gets reelected. So she can spend the next two years voting for more Todd Blanches.

Collins Watch@collinswatch.bsky.social · yesterday

Susan comes out against Todd Blanche now that he's got the votes. So tiresome. (We called it: tinyurl.com/3bepafkz) #MEpolitics

Kami Garcia @kamigarcia.bsky.social · 4w ago

Come see me & @gabrielpicolo.bsky.social on the Teen Titans Together Tour! Get tickets here: linktr.ee/kamigarcia

Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · yesterday

OPINION
MICHELLE GOLDBERG
We Should All Know Less About Each Other
Nov. 1, 2021, 7:27 p.m. ET

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

Flaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · yesterday

TODAY: @milesklee.bsky.social celebrates a high point of cinema, that Orson Welles frozen peas commercial. Welles has "no cause to give even a microscopic fraction of a fuck about how the finished product will turn out. He insists on integrity anyway." flaminghydra.com/a-celebratio...

A Celebration of Orson Welles’s Frozen Pea Commercial Outtakes

I never let a July pass me by without revisiting the infamous 1970 bootleg audio of Orson Welles attempting to record voiceover narration for advertisements for various foods, beginning with frozen pe...

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donnie and the amazing technicolor jeffcoat @bizzo.bsky.social · yesterday

I would never convict.

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterday

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

Seán Bartz - DNP (Old)@excitedstate.bsky.social · 2d ago

Okay, last one

Bennie Safdie as Edward Teller watching the Trinity Test in Oppenheimer, but giant distorted Benny Safdie as Agamemnon in the Odyssey, as viewed from the front row of IMAX

And he's holding the baby

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 3d ago

is there some future competitive advantage with college admissions if you deafened your child to Ludwig Göransson

Baby’s First R-Rated Blockbuster
“The Odyssey” is selling out in all formats at all times of day. Even at morning screenings, which are packed with newborns and parents desperate to feel “normal.”

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A man with glasses and a beard holds an infant, both staring at a screen.
At the Alamo Drafthouse in Downtown Brooklyn, early morning screenings for “The Odyssey” drew a young crowd. Credit...Kent J. Edwards for The New York Times

Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 2d ago

Yeah, sorry, but some folks on here just got straight-up outrage farmed by the Verge. This is fine!

Scoiattolo@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz · 2d ago

Good lord I wish some of you could read on this text based social media website.

New Beverly Cinema @newbeverly.bsky.social · 3d ago

Bob Fosse’s CABARET (1972) screens in I.B. Technicolor 35mm next week, August 14th & 15th. Tickets: buff.ly/pdyTaEc

Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 3d ago

Dubnobasswithmyheadman, Second Toughest In The Infants, Beaucoup Fish

Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d ago

What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)

post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 3d ago

and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME

democrat is socialist and socialist is communist

old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 3d ago

freezo ice cream sign, knoxville, tennessee, 1984

Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️@tallgirlpetunia.bsky.social · 3d ago

Some great new reaction images to use when people are obtuse on BlueSky.

A Sesame Street book titled How to Say You're Sorry featuring Grover and Elmo.

A Sesame Street book titled It's OK to Disagree featuring Elmo and Abby.

A Sesame Street book called How to Be a Super Listener featuring Ji-Young and Abby

A Sesame Street book called How to Work Through Disappointment featuring Bert and Ernie.

Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 2w ago

Someone said my brother's dog looks like Jeff Daniels, & now I can't unsee it

Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 4d ago

I feel strongly that the time has come for K Foundation Burn A Million Packs

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 5d ago

K-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case

Shelfdust @shelfdust.bsky.social · last wk.

🚨 NEW on Shelfdust today! 🚨 A Celebration of That Random Crystal Green Lantern Who Always Shows Up, by @stevewmorris.bsky.social: shelfdust.com/2026/07/29/a...

A Celebration of That Random Crystal Green Lantern Who Always Shows Up

By Steve Morris I’ve long been a supporter of the Green Lantern Corps, a huge organisation of space cops who show up whenever a major galactic crime has been committed and the universe needs …

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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 5d ago

Convo, cyberspace, gaydar, netiquette, taqueria.

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

I recently discovered Merriam-Webster's Time Traveler feature which tells you which words are the same age as you.
I'm convinced there are 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe your vibe.
Mine (1987):
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-adhd
• brain fart
-dad joke
-potty-mouthed
-thirtysomething

bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 3w ago

gotta give it up. big congrats to Kesha for achieving the dissolution of self and ultimate liberation from the hellish wheel of Saṃsāra

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 3w ago

Kesha tells Las Culturistas several people have told her this is her “last life” because she will not be reincarnated.

Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 6d ago

[whispering to my date while watching The Devil Wears Prada when The Devil first appears] That’s Prada

Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 6d ago

Hollywood Reporter headline reading “Hope You Like Raccoon Penis, Because RFK Jr. Has a New Cooking Show”

Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 6d ago

oh for crying out loud [you'll never guess what technology generated the map! Oh, no, wait, you will.] www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference

State department ‘takes full responsibility’ for erroneous, widely shared chart displayed at Aids conference in Brazil

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Nick Robles @artofnickrobles.bsky.social · last wk.

My Absolute Cyborg design! Debuted at SDCC! 🦾⚡

Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 6d ago

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 6d ago

This may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.