attacks the dolls

we're playing a game of cat and mouse except actually there's no mouse and we are both cats. Meow.

i would kick your ass if i wasnt so scared and weak and busy crying

i guess the opposite of cunty would be cocky and i dont think that suits me either is there some third private parts based analogy for one's orientation and demeanor and presentation in the world

i love my autistic friends and i often wish they would speak a little quieter

nerds are always fighting about whether the tau are 40k's 'good guys' or an evil repressive caste system or whatever and i'm here to tell you there is only one morally good, justified, vindicated faction in 40k and that is the exodites

just remembered i fr have an old defunt mind palace. whoops

i do not believe that *all* of you are people pleasers

the agony knowing that it's heresy to make a deal with God and the desperate hope that Kate Bush has repented and guarded her mortal soul against damnation

circumgender the only valid gender

i'm circling over your head like a guardian angel or maybe a carrion bird

i believe in second chances

i would take a cup of kindness yet for all sorts of reasons

stuffing explosives up my butt so i can feel like the truck from sorcerer

love when organizers say "we've got to get organized!" and you ask if they wanna get involved with ice watch groups or ma or collaborate with any community spaces or projects and they say "no by organize i mean join my org where we discuss city council and draft a letter every 6 months" okayyyy king

it's always two really smart beautiful and kind hearted women sitting around telling each other 'exactlyyyy'

chicken-fried panacea

When you start a small business they carve your name into a bullet

I need someone to put me in a burlap sack and slam it against the wall until it stops wriggling

wisdom is when you see someone fucked up like you and instead of thinking "i should date them" you just go "hell yeah girl"

dogs love me on account of i smell Interesting

always telling myself "this wont leave a real scar it'll fade in like 2 weeks tops" and then im still staring at this ichthys 6 months later

theyre putting me inside a big bronze bull to honor me for my virility and masculinity

water found 2 be wet, I know, but genuinely how the hell have ratoid dipshits convinced themselves that "sin eater" means "someone who sins so others don't have to." Thats not what that is, man.

*putting my brain back in the brain scrambler* ugh... why do my brains always feel so scrambled

Someone come over and feed me alarmingly large lines of k

Jihad against cognition

i could eat 1.5x meals today and get about as many calories as im aiming for or i could drink 10 beers on an empty stomach. no fucking brainer