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I get _why_ positional audio is considered a killer feature but it's kind of a pity to have the same experience in a row with big walk and peak where it's like "the household wants to play it together on the couch while we hang out" and is basically told "don't do that, not the intended experience"

You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.

in an insane Sumerian proverb rabbit hole we all love the dog in the tavern but "Oh little one who is no longer consuming milk, your mother is a wild cow yielding beer." is a crazy burn (i think?)

keep telling my friends that "A shepherd's sex appeal is his penis; a gardener's sex appeal is his hair." and "Even the strongest labourer gets beaten by the owner of the barley." or even the classic "If you make the oxen multiply, you may collect their dung."

between the don't hug me i'm scared tv series and now the don hertzfeldt collection, dropout is really killing it with these licensed additions to their library. hope they keep it up