if you cant tell those ai generated "tweet like a heckin epic schizoposting trans girl" screenshots arent like. incredibly ai generated immediately then youre just not going to make it im sorry youre going to be fuel for the human trough
cookie!
@cookie.pet
suffering-machine any/all, 27 (18+ only!!!!) @psychosispuppy
cw // plushophilia, cuck hey looks like she's having fun with her new owner
i have a fursona !!! and a ref!! finally!! byte!!! (get it cause cookie and bites and shes a robot) its name is byte shes a robocat shes hypothesised to run arch but shes melted most of the things shes been plugged into drawn by the amazing fabricatedcat @plushophilia.bsky.social !!!!
it seems like whenever i go on bluesky all i see is a bunch of people talking to each other and posting about stuff
since tweeting this out I've kind of put myself in what I can only describe as the horniest Curb Your Enthusiasm episode ever where I need to be porn for several women at the same time and cater to all of their requests simultaneously
girls seem to find it very hard to control themselves upon hearing i have a camera pointed at my bed streaming live 24/7 for them to pervert
yesterday morning i fainted on the tube and the only funny thing i have to say about it is that i thought "okay. i think i roughly have a 25% chance of fainting on this tube" 30 seconds before collapsing on the floor. I live in an instant loss 2koma comic
what the hell is a "war hound" and why is everyone asking me about it
woof :3
The moon is so red tonight... I will end your life for real.
some #pickles are meant to have an edge, but not you...there’s no #horseradish or #garlic in your brine, #mommy thinks those make you too sharp…you’re not going to be #sour, but #sweet… mommy’s littel #sweet pickle forever… #pickleplay #picklesplo
sometimes a transformation is more mental than physical. Sinking down, down, deeper, into the peaceful dark. 🌙 And letting someone else take over for a few days (or weeks). A thick, rubber costume? An anal plug the size of cantaloupe? Those are just lubrication 🩵💛🖤✨
Sometimes I want to do to babytranses that are like dooming over their appearance with slurs is like say to them you're not ugly because hrt didn't work for you. Youre kind of just ugly because youre 21
the "cookie i only really cum from topping" to "cookie thank you for milking me like a cow 3 times in 24 hours" pipeline is real
i took the soft animal of my body behind a shed with a gun when i was 23 and have spent the past few years doing some forbidden Fullmetal Alchemist type of shit to bring it back
just introducing a friend to nullge frotting @pawsluts.bsky.social