mia 🦴
@useless.pet
your big sister ⋆˙⟡ useless.pet ⟡˙⋆ my beautiful gf @littlesis.useless.pet ⋆˙⟡ the kennel: discord.gg/lesbiansex ⟡˙⋆ 29 🏳️⚧️ ⟡ puppy ⟡ latina ⟡ mdni
guess who woke up early to workout and gets to celebrate one month free from nicotine today !! (me!)
"you wouldn't kiss your mutuals" i would let my mutuals fuck my throat until cum bubbles came out my nose
being a functioning human is probably one of the worst things i’ve ever experienced
sometimes i'll talk to a cis person and they'll say something like "yeah most trans people are normal like you but sometimes online i see weird ones who-" and i have to stop them and explain that i, too, am one of the weird ones from online
reminder that you don't need to know what the fuck to do !!!!!! she's there because she likes you and will like whatever you wanna do with her.
trans women really do have a natural advantage at falling in love forever because you'll have the most awkward first time ever with a girl and she'll have loved it and already started planning the wedding
i'm so down bad in the worst way possible for that feeling you get when you look at the person that makes you feel so warm inside your chest that you can't help but want to smile and cry at the same time. i am a whore for love and romance. i am a love slut.
honestly sometimes it's low-key embarrassing having a fat ass and childbearing hips and cute perky titties like my body itself is just straight up whorish and begging for you to use me as a fleshlight. anyway this is why i am a misogynist
guess who woke up early to workout and gets to celebrate one month free from nicotine today !! (me!)
"you wouldn't kiss your mutuals" i would let my mutuals fuck my throat until cum bubbles came out my nose
hey (with the intentions of giving u a warm and squishy hug, leaving soft kisses all over your shoulders, making you a warm meal with love, kissing your forehead and spending the whole day wrapped up in each other's arms)
oh nooooooooo *gropes your tits* we can't *digs my nails into your hips* have that happen *shoves it in* can we *covers your mouth and starts thrusting*
u ever yearn so hard for a girl that it physically hurts u? like why am i thinking of this wonderful thing that i need to have and give and because i can't have it, i will have to settle with simply imploding
hey (with the intentions of giving u a warm and squishy hug, leaving soft kisses all over your shoulders, making you a warm meal with love, kissing your forehead and spending the whole day wrapped up in each other's arms)
getting dommed by a couple of girls speaking a different language so u feel like a dog that doesn't understand human speech would go crazy
the sims got it figured out, i wish i had an ominous rotating crystal shard hovering above my head at all times letting people around me know the aggregate status of my meters
coming up with advanced brainworms in the lab: "do my stretch marks pass?"