It will only take one clip of Rashid Shaheed eating breakfast with Sam Darnold on Hard Knocks for me to be completely priced out of his ADP
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Fantasy Life staff writer. I hit a hole in one in 2012 and no one is talking about it. #StartShart
obsession was the first scary movie that ever caused me bodily harm* *I jumped so hard I knocked my glasses into my own face when I went to cover my eyes
Old headlines are coming back from the dead, so I’m back in on Tory Horton www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
No Joke About NFL Training Camp Hype Impacting Fantasy Football
In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, presented by Blackwood for Men.
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Need your help: What are your insane or hyper specific relics left behind from your fantasy football obsessions? Like… y’know… three jerseys for the same player for example (May be include in a future article)
Holy fucking shit. I’ve never ran to take a picture faster. This fucking dawg was almost lost to the ocean waves
waking up before the rest of the world, listening to ocean’s sweet melodic hum is a reminder that everything is going to be okay so draft marvin harrison jr if you want to
As the Cardinals announce their plan for Jeremiyah Love’s load, I couldn’t help but wonder… Would a man ever announce his plans for his load to me?
NFL Daily News@insidenflnews.bsky.social · last wk.Cardinals don't plan to overload Jeremiyah Love as a rookie, per Albert Breer. They're looking for the right rotation between Love, James Conner, and Tyler Allgeier.
These fantasy football punishments are getting out of control
Polymarket@polymarket.extwitter.link · last wk.JUST IN: Hiker walks 10 miles down Montana’s tallest mountain after impaling himself on a pole, hoping to avoid a costly helicopter evacuation.
This photo doesn’t represent the group of six puppies who were hanging out during the day.
this is an alarming statistic, but the math speaks for itself
Since joining Fantasy Life in 2021, I’ve been able to write about countless NFL players. But my favorite part of the job is when they allow me to just write. And these pieces have been some of my favorites over the last year:
I’ve been drafting all tight ends… • First because it was good strategy. • Then because I wanted to lean into the bit. • And finally because people started donating money every time I selected one. If you want to keep the TE streak alive, donate $5 to Fantasy Cares and drop the receipt below.
Why is everyone acting like a fake WWE beef is beneath a guy who made a drink called Good Nut
The ultimate currency in fantasy football is not the trophy. www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
Witness The Mad Max Theory For Fantasy Football
Cooterdoodle describes that one fantasy football league that she'll never leave because of the bond among leaguemates.
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We invited several kids over to play with our little girl today. At one point, one of them looked at my husband and said, “You remind me of Bluey’s dad.” How lucky am I?
Just raw dogged a 30-min run and had some of the best thoughts I’ll never remember.
I only drafted a shitty fantasy team because the board wasn’t in 70mm
if we’re being honest, spinach was always better as a salad base and cabbage was always better as a taco filler. Lettuce sucks and I’m proud to say I’ve always been a hater
I buy the avocados. I take them home. I place them gently on the counter next to the coffee pot. “Mom, can I have-“ I stop her. “They’re not ready yet.” She knows not of the seven days we must wait before the “hard and unripe” vessels turn “good” for 30 minutes before rotting where they reside.