THIS is what I’m fucking talking about. It’s not hard to say this! It makes sense and reasonable people agree with it!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5h ago

El-Sayed: "Once a government agency like ICE is told it has impunity to do the worst things and violate the highest law of the land, which is the Constitution itself, I don't think you can reform or retrain. I think we need to start from scratch ... I think we need to abolish it."

🚨COMEBACK ARTICLE IS HERE!!🚨 Smokey the sportswriter is back. This article is my love letter to the international sports community, helped me get through dark suicidal ideations back in December. I would love it if y'all gave it a look and gave me your thoughts! optimusfantasy.com/for-the-love...

I won't be surprised if Caleb Williams finishes outside the Top 12 QBs in fantasy. This man had a worse On Target % than everyone but J.J. McCarthy. A worse Bad Throw % than everyone but McCarthy and Michael Penix. Williams needs a Josh Allen-esque growth in his 3rd season. I'm not banking on it.

Packers OC Adam Stenavich on MarShawn Lloyd: "He's looked good. I've been very happy with him. We're just going to keep progressing one day at a time. Hopefully, everything works out."

Cat and mouse

I hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but Mr Bean was not his real name.

Aaron Rodgers’ brain is made of cold soup.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d ago

Of course Rodgers whines about the media’s interest in his “vaccination status” during the COVID season as if he didn’t gaslight the entire world about being “immunized” against the virus and use vague language to get around the NFL’s vaccination policies.

NEW: Capital One closed hundreds of Trump accounts for money laundering. We wouldn’t have known if Trump hadn’t sued. Now he’s got tax immunity. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-capita...

NEW: Capital One Closed Hundreds of Trump Bank Accounts for Anti-Money Laundering Reasons

"A bottled water company, a winery, a golf course, a construction payroll firm, and a real estate brokerage, and hundreds of other businesses" were debanked. Trump claims it was for political reasons.

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Can we all get vulnerable with each other for a minute...? What's the WORST trade you've ever made in a dynasty league? I'm talking "rethink your whole way of living" bad. Me? I traded away Dak Prescott for Josh Rosen and a couple of nothing picks in Superflex...

I wrote about the beauty of community, the joy that comes from a good bit, and why Scott Fish Bowl is about so much more than fantasy football. www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

SFB16 Draft Review: The All-Tight End Masterpiece Is Complete

Jake Trowbridge relives his SFB16 draft, where a bit was born out of friendship and generosity.

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Guarantee this man has also never washed his legs or his feet and relies on trickle down soap-a-nomics in the shower.

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 3d ago

Ben McDonald admits he has NEVER used shampoo in his life during today's Orioles game on MASN 🥴 "For me it's just a bar of soap"

[Schneidman] Zach Tom legally changed his name to Zach Bako-Bewele, a combination of his grandparents’ Nigerian last names. “Especially when I start having kids, I want to have a name that I can pass down where it represents where they came from, where I came from.” twitter.com/mattschneidm...

NFL News Poster@nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 3d ago

[Schneidman] Packers RT Zach Tom has changed his name. It’s now Zach Bako-Bewele on his locker and the team website. twitter.com/mattschneidm...

A.J. Brown is [cue Monty Python voice] not yet dead. www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

Dynasty Fantasy Football Trade Rater: Who Wins Quinshon Judkins For Chris Olave?

Jake Trowbridge is back with his Dynasty Fantasy Football Trade Rater, featuring submissions from our Fantasy Life Discord Channel.

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Don't mind me just trying to figure out how many days until the Packers sign Najee Harris...

I don't know much about fashion but I can say with conviction that not a damn soul looks good in brown and orange.

Andrew Siciliano@andrewsiciliano.bsky.social · 6d ago

Jared Verse: “I like it out here. I like it a lot.” “I think I look good in brown and orange.”

Roast my dynasty trade (12-team SF):

My timeline is flooded with training camp highlights, injury news, and wild speculation about every modicum of it. Football is back. I love it.

The 49ers might be the first NFL team to hire an exorcist.

Here’s the link to Lou’s beat reporter list. Make sure to pin it with the button in the upper right corner. bsky.app/profile/did:...

I wrote about the beauty of community, the joy that comes from a good bit, and why Scott Fish Bowl is about so much more than fantasy football. www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

SFB16 Draft Review: The All-Tight End Masterpiece Is Complete

Jake Trowbridge relives his SFB16 draft, where a bit was born out of friendship and generosity.

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“Look, I know the odds of me winning this gigantic tournament with a roster stuffed with more tight ends than a BBL clinic are slim. Maybe even nonexistent. But this tournament isn’t really about that.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

SFB16 Draft Review: The All-Tight End Masterpiece Is Complete

Jake Trowbridge relives his SFB16 draft, where a bit was born out of friendship and generosity.

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“AI write this email to my boss” “AI make a birthday card for my friend” “AI plan a vacation with my wife” “AI make a song I can pass off as my own so I don’t have to learn to play guitar” “AI write a eulogy for my dad” “AI don’t make me think” “AI don’t make me feel” “AI don’t make me live”

Working on another installment of the Rate My Trade dynasty series. If you’ve made a recent dynasty trade or have a pending offer you want an extra set of eyes on, drop a screenshot below (along with any relevant league info). ⬇️

Ya know, you can feel extremely confident in your projections of a player (in this case negative) right up until your leaguemate clicks accept…

People talking during a band’s quieter songs gives me this same feeling.

Mike Golic Jr@mikegolicjr.bsky.social · last wk.

I'm not sure if it's the oldest child in me or the former athlete, but I cannot stop the anxiety from building up inside me if someone is talking in front of a group and people are talking amongst themselves or not paying attention.

You ever see a name that just ruins your day…? Well here’s a bunch of them! www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

Building A Dynasty Team From Wasted Potential: Lessons From Shoulda-Been All-Stars

Jake Trowbridge takes a ... cathartic ... trip down memory lane to highlight lessons we've learned from dynasty shoulda-been all-stars of our past.

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🗣️DYNASTY MANAGERS 🔑 Players are going on PUP ahead of camp, which means they are now IR eligible. Check your rosters and move these guys to IR and pick up fliers. Maximizing your roster is one of the best moves to make at this point in the offseason.

“I’m not a doctor... But when a player’s injury history reads like the grocery list of a very hungry cannibal, we should probably start consulting some legitimate medical experts on the matter.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

Building A Dynasty Team From Wasted Potential: Lessons From Shoulda-Been All-Stars

Jake Trowbridge takes a ... cathartic ... trip down memory lane to highlight lessons we've learned from dynasty shoulda-been all-stars of our past.

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And they said it couldn’t be done. Or shouldn’t be done. Whatever. I just want to thank everyone who donated to Fantasy Cares to turn this draft strategy/bit into something much greater than that. #AllTightEnds #NoBrakes

Jake Trowbridge@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ah yes, but what will the last one be?