Corey Tyler

@coreytyler.bsky.social

Vice President, Integrated Copy at Highwire. Formerly Apple, Warner Bros., Sotheby’s. Boston ➡️ Los Angeles ➡️ Madison.

Had I ever proposed a headline like this while writing recruiting materials for the U.S. Army back in 2018-2022, my Creative Director would have recommended that i take an extended stay in a warm room with padded walls and lots of puzzles.

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Joel Embiid shows up to camp pudgy and winded every single year since he was drafted. This upcoming season is his best chance at winning a championship. If he wasn't on a tredmill after the Jaylen Brown signing, he'd better be right this minute.

Ranting about communism being the single biggest threat to the American way of life would make sense if everyone in the country were also eighty years old. Several generations of Americans—most of the 330 million currently in the country—have no real memory of the Soviet Union or of the Cold War.

The '28 Super Tuesday line up for Newsom/Shapiro is brutal; Maine, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Virginia and Utah are slogs for candidates without national profiles, but will be nearly impossible to overcome for those two.

After Larry, Kevin, and Robert retired, the M. L. Carr era as GM and Head Coach was followed by the Rick Pitino era, which is the basketball equivalent of killing King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette and replacing both with Napoleon Bonaparte. Which is to suggest this will all get worse.

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Brown was eligible for a two-year, $141 million extension later this month; Jayson Tatum is due for a similar deal next year. Perhaps the Celtics didn't want two players on max deals if it wasn't a championship formula.

The “vibe shift” proclaimed Nov. 2024 - Jan. 2025 was just some elites—in business, media, law, and some higher ed admins—who kinda liked the fascism and gave themselves permission to accommodate it. That’s all it ever was. A close presidential election is not somehow a binding cultural referendum.

The Celtics press conference on Monday will be a doomed attempt to apply the most subtle rouge-and-gloss combo to the mug of a hog. The world in which the proclamations of team owners and general managers are thought to be uttered in good faith and packed with truth is long since dead.

Politically we live in an increasingly dangerous & confusing jungle of disinformation but it will forever be a universal truth that you can’t fake the funk when it comes to Having The Juice & Making Shit Better

In another season or two, brave sportswriters will start to say openly what’s evident now; Caitlin Clark isn’t built for the WNBA. She’s hurt often, garish, bullying, and her team plays better in her absence.