Everything bagel implies the existence of nothing bagels. Antimatter bagels. Bagels of the void.

The whole point of the Bill of Rights is to protect the only true minority - the individual. It limits the governments power to harm the individual. The whole constitution is designed to limit the governments power.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

@davewhamond.bsky.social

Please enjoy these tiny bleps. Our gift to you, during these trying times.

May this find those who need it. Stay safe out there y'all.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 3d ago

CdA Tribe has offered space to those displaced by the fires

I think I baked an omen this morning.

Running the oven before it's too toasty to cook. Two stragglers still finishing up.

Christ on a cracker. My intuition told me to get water filters around the time that the Orange Devil's Lettuce became a thing. I felt insane for it, and what I still thought was stress related gut issues suddenly cleared up. I may be about to stand corrected.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d ago

just incredible to watch the US president take Iran's side when my state's water systems are under cyberattack

Discount is now up to $1.50 per bag. Y'ALL IT AIN'T EVEN HALF OFF YET 😂😅🤣🙃

I repeat, Seek is not for making dinner choices.

I don't know who needs to hear it today, but Seek is not for making dinner choices.

A friend asked if the lettuce is okay. A friend asked if the parsley is okay. A friend asked if the eggs are okay. A friend asked if the cilantro is okay. My friends none of this is okay.

In dishonor of Lindsey Graham: chicken parmesan and a drink. Except the kids in Ghana aren't getting help from us. Except the WS tripe about dairy. Except the robots overrunning this boiling planet implied you preferred cocktails to food so wash that "chicken parmesan" down with a Shirley Temple.

I saw this elsewhere and had to share it. Jimothy is just too darn cute.

If the grocery store had pulled their Earthbound/TF spinach, I would've bought frozen. They ran a sixty cent discount for Trumporrhea. This is not spinach.

There are always options

Someone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol

I don't know who needs to hear this, but that 90 days blurb on the packaging is only to sell more filters outside of wildfire season. Go peel the duct tape off your kid's dorm room fan and put on a new one.

An electric ice-cream maker was listed at just $17.99 at Amazon and Best Buy. Then it became unavailable at Best Buy, and more than tripled in price to $59.99 at Amazon. Here’s how it happened… 🧵

I'm kinda upset that a gallon of milk makes not even a cottage cheese tub worth of paneer, also that this hooman insists that vinegar stove cheese doesn't count as cheese tax cheese. At least it got done before it gets super hot again.

D&D has released an official statblock for Jimothy

*quickly flings more cooking spree pictures on the skyline before refilling the oven again*

Financial disclosures show that Susan Collins was taking checks from some of the men named in Epstein Files.

More Donations from Epstein Contacts to Susan Collins Uncovered

Collins took money from men on the Epstein list before voting against releasing the files

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Snagged this from FB. This may make some people uncomfortable but I think it highlights just how far we've come from what's natural, from our relationship to the Earth that sustains us and our beautiful relatives we share it with.

Ladybird ain't getting special treatment here over the Turtle. There is no paneer to buy here, lactose free or not. However, both these MFs are over most of even the island vacationers. Most will just get one out the Laura Jane Grace pack. Busch NA is for like, eh I guess I'm celebrating (?) 😂🤣🙃

I just had a twenty-minute phone convo with Mitch McConnell. he said Andrew Tate's outfit was to die for

Whoopsie daisy. 🤣😂🤣😂