The funniest takes I'm seeing are reds going "well the government lost bc they're deeply corrupt, while they were supposed to stop the white race from falling" gang they fed you that narrative to distract you from the corruption
self affirmation - it is OKAY that i dont wake up having done my errands and housework in my sleep. no one can be expected to start doing this after only one year of training.
It is always a beautiful reminder to see people making fun of "lol this video game character hasnt eaten anything but [ideal healing item] for weeks" and going right that's not something people normally do
Watching episode 2 of @b0tster.yeag.gay's The Witch Upstairs and holy fuck they got floppy bunny ears in this thing #fuckyeag
GOSSIP: Rubber and Glue have reportedly BROKEN UP after Rubber developed a taste for masochism and Glue's best bedroom efforts to speak down to them really didn't stick
Some people spend their whole lives trying to achieve what Yoko Shimomura achieved in Birth by Sleep
The biggest irony about AI product listings on eshops is that they always appear to be high quality materials. Which manufacturers Simply don't do anymore
I have several reservations abt Ocarina of Time 2026 but it's still baffling to see exactly ONE item slot. Was the old HUD not immersive enough?? This is just the iron boots problem-lite but throughout the whole game???
ok, probably one of the best looking places to get twilight thorn in the kh2 randomizer
turns out 😲 beating sephiroth kh2 🤺 is nooot easy 🫣 if you havent done in it ❌ in a couple years 📅but i got him hehe 🔑
"Don't listen to your thoughts past 10pm" I like that guy he tells me I'll change my life tomorrow. That I'll clean the whole house tomorrow. It's the early-day thoughts guy who keeps double-crossing me
Therapist: so it seems to me that you dislike the idea of other people knowing you deeply. does that sound right Me, avoiding being known: haha no, way off
Took little 2 year old bobby to openai school <3 Stunned by the work they've done to teach our future thinkers!
we are the daughters of the youtube commenters who didnt get First
If youre making a game where time passing doesnt ultimately matter. Do not show me time is passing. It's not a healthy feeling
I think Louie Pikmin would appreciate Laios' enthusiasm but would still use him as bait in order to catch some big scary thing he wants to try. Thankfully most of his culinary ambitions are a foot tall at most
Did groceries at 100% humidity. Turned into a fucking mermaid in the middle of the coffee & tea aisle
Ever listen to a song that has a really banger intro that then just doesnt return at any other point in the song and it kills you
Don't feel like playing anything in my steam library BUT i also dont want to buy anything in the store. which means its just me and not the library <3
Sometimes it feels like I'm in a giant sold out arena playing against a full team of professionals w a jumbotron blaring my massive failure to win. And I go "this feels unfair" and everyone goes "it's just a friendly game no ones keeping score" but there is a scoreboard. And it laughs and laughs
Got a good grade in disability application interviews today 👍 Wonder if it affects the curve
Me and my friend are safer seas stayers bc we're just hanging out but I did spend a couple days grinding pirate legend so I could get the ghost curse piggy #seaofthieves
remember when apple removed the headphone jack to make everyone get their brand new $200 wireless or risk the fomo. and everyone just fell for it. they all just fell for it
To this day nobody knows what Goofy truly says when he says BOIL