Corpse crawler
@corpsecrawler.bsky.social
NSFW, 22 years old, dms closed to non mutuals sorree
Hot Dog Break - Sources suggest that working smokers take between 2-6 smoke breaks a day. Averaging this to 4 double shaboingboing breaks per day, with plain 300 calorie hot dogs, a 9-5 office fatfur taking 4 hot dog breaks a day would eat 2400 calories per 8-hour shift, or 600,000 calories a year.
Lethal Dose of Chocolate Milk - if you're lactose intolerant, maybe. you're built different though, you could probably tank it (this works out to a little over 180 gallons, which would fill just over three oil drums) Approx. 610,440 calories
I want my friends to live with me so I can walk into a room and look at what they are doing
SADLY NOT... Robot carols gimmick is that she is an alcoholic. (Toy carol DOES have a wind up key though)
My culture is not your costume GET FAT NOW
Corpse crawler@corpsecrawler.bsky.social · 5d agoPet peeve but when some skinny fuck is like "omg I ate so much I'm so full" and it's pretty obvious the food is meant for them and someone else and also they aren't fat or even average weight it just feels like they're trying to sell me a fetish without participating in it
Pet peeve but when some skinny fuck is like "omg I ate so much I'm so full" and it's pretty obvious the food is meant for them and someone else and also they aren't fat or even average weight it just feels like they're trying to sell me a fetish without participating in it
I wish I could drink my weight in yummy soup broth right now
*mad at my tf fetishist roommate* do you think you can TF into someone capable of doing the dishes this evening
people have been getting more and more angry with me lately and I don't really understand what I'm doing wrong and no one is explaining it to me I just want to peel over and die
Its so awesome when a sentient object REALLY enjoys doing the one task it was made to do to the point where it becomes weirdly psychosexual Pinyatas that love being smashed to bits with baseball bats Water dispensers that like dispensing water way too much
I think I would want to be something like this one, 4th of july theme and all bc it's so campy and kitsch it loops back around to being charming
Corpse crawler@corpsecrawler.bsky.social · 6d agoI think I should be TF'd into a pooltoy and have people bust all over me
I think I should be TF'd into a pooltoy and have people bust all over me
With my free will, I did just that. feat. @berrymilkdog.bsky.social and @doughieglowie.bsky.social
Garuda “#1 Ninetales Fan” Six@garuda-six.bsky.social · last wk.I sometimes forget I have free will. And can do stuff like draw my friends OC’s with huge mommy milkers or draw them thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
the ass slapping animation in atlyss is a reference to plants vs zombies garden warfare 2
It is not easy to be a honey storage, the body is large and unwieldy >.< On the other hand, the belly is always full and no one requires you to strain yourself because of any business, because being full of honey - is your business! Art for @mrmoonmoo.bsky.social
Too hot to sleep in my room but if I sleep in the living room my cat will chew on my toes
They call me the nut cracker because I put nuts on crackers and crack them nuts cracking crackers
sorry everybuggy I am just feeling insane and evil tonight