Corrie Aspen 🌿 Bay Area August 3rd - 7th
@corrieaspen.bsky.social
Natural Unfiltered Lovergirl. Humboldt & Mendocino County based, but I love a good road trip. www.corrieaspen.com https://bio.site/corrieaspen Telegram: @corrieaspen
Dear men who insult women after we deny your advances, You’re a flop. You’re unoriginal. You have deep rooted insecurities and trauma that will never be healed due to your own negligence. Women will never be attracted to you because we can feel your hatred, unhappiness, and terrible human energy.
I haven’t done a jam of the day in a minute! Y’all know I listen to a lot of house music, and this is such a smooth lil sunshine feeling banger. Windows down, blasting down a scenic road with dense redwood forest on either side. Magical. 🌳✨
So I do this thing for my other job where I wait until the very last minute to do data entry and then there’s inevitably something wrong with one of the student’s information so that I’m not able to input the damn service information and omg let me tell y’all…
Y’all, wallpaper is one of the craziest inventions ever. Like paper and paste... on a wall… fully covered. WILD.
lmaaaaooooo 😂😂😂 See now this is what AI should be used for. Stupid silly occasional memes that are funny! And for access technology for people with disabilities. Any other use of AI fucking sucks and I’m sticking to that opinion.
FunnyVia@funnyvia.com · last wk.Sandra can you open the [freakin] door we kinda got a situation out here..
lmaaaooo JONI THIS BRINGS BACK SO MANY MEMORIES OMG! I haven’t thought of Wishbone in years! Such a fun and wholesome show/series.
Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste.bsky.social · last wk.If you watched this episode of Wishbone you actually dont need to watch the Nolan version of the Odyssey you've already consumed the peak version
You know what’s funny about these Tryst analytics? (Y’all I don’t wanna hear shit about these numbers being hella low. I don’t pay for ads unless I’m touring. SUE ME. 😂) In 2026, clients are still resorting to Twitter when there is a website AND a Bluesky. I haven’t used Twitter since friggin 2024.
Dude people’s lack of personal space awareness and common sense kindness has been in the toilet lately. Now wearing sunglasses indoors and outdoors at all times to avoid eye contact and engagement with the general public. 😂
Y’all I don’t mean to be that person, but the concept of meatloaf is so wild to me. I’ll come out and say it… I can’t do meatloaf. I just can’t do it. And this is no shade at all to the meatloaf lovers. Like who the hell thought of a loaf of meat? That’s wild!
If this is AI I am going to be PISSED because this is incredible.
Digital Brain@yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 2w agoHow armadillos gather foliage for their nests
Sometimes I’ll get the question from boyfriends who are self conscious about their looks, “Who is your ideal type of man?” My favorite type of man is a kind, respectful, generous, and empathetic man. The rest is just window dressing :)
Of all his wins and all the ways he's been putting in time and face in community, this one makes me tear up Incarcerated ppl are our family members, our community members etc and too many ppl treat Incarcerated and formerly incarcerated ppl as if they are not deserving of dignity,rights, peace,etc
Joy@joybella.blacksky.app · 3w agoOh. My. God. My Mama spent 30-something years working on the island as a Substance Abuse & Recidivism counselor. One of the toughest things DETAINEES and inmates come up against is being treated like the worst moment of their lives for the REST of their lives. This is incredible to witness.
Goodnight y’all! 🌝 Just another little reminder that I offer custom photo sets and clips. Also, I’ll be in the Bay Area the first week of August! Visit my website for the booking form and let’s get you scheduled in. www.corrieaspen.com corrieaspen@protonmail.com
Lmaooo This is so damn relatable because some of y’all just be yappin in that damn section. I love that you’re a world renowned writer and author, but the comments section is for you to specify where you would like the appointment, best communication method, when the deposit will be sent, etc.
melie may * alt gfe@meliebutt0n.bsky.social · 4w agobrb taking the additional comments section off my booking form, what in the heck are yall talking about in there
Y’all know what’s funny about having K size titties? Nothing… there is nothing funny about it because nothing fits rights and I’m lookin like a damn harlot in a regular ass tank top but with big ass titties so it’s like woah girl put them titties away but they literally cannot go away anywhere so
Heeeyyy 👋🏾 I’ll be in the Bay Area August 4th - 7th and would love to see some new and familiar friends. Reach out via my website or email to get in touch. www.corrieaspen.com corrieaspen@protonmail.com
Imagine almost having a heat stroke because you decided to be a part of this bullshit. 😂
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last mo.An attendee at the Great American State Fair says none of the booths had air conditioning so she had to go to the baptism pool in one of the tents
Me in the shower after a long day of dealing with the general public.
WeRateDogs@weratedogs.com · last mo.This is Cupcake. She is either living her best life or really going through it. Either way, probably best to give her a moment. 14/10 (TT: bundleofbullies)
Over the years, I have met multiple clients who have been like, “Woah! You look this gorgeous in person and you don’t wear makeup?!” Honey it’s not a flex. I just honestly have no idea how to do makeup and the good stuff is expensive, so like yeah.
I love a warm and gentle lighting situation amidst cream and wood. www.corrieaspen.com
This is so real. As soon as I walk through the library doors, I automatically feel more centered. I get a sense of excitement and anticipation for wondering through the aisles and finding whichever book calls to me that week. Libraries are rad as hell. Keep them funded by getting a library card!
Rae Radford@raeradford.bsky.social · last mo.Very true. #BookSky
Juneteenth is a beautiful day to tip and treat Black SWers, as is every day.
TNA is hella funny because it’ll be like 12000 people have viewed your post over the duration of a few weeks and not one of them has taken the bait. 😂 It’s worth saying though that two of my favorite clients came from there so there’s that!
Yooooo it’s the funny, goofy, quirky ones that get me Every. Damn. Time.
Chloe Darling | Denver + FMTY@chloedarling.bsky.social · 2mo agoLaughing me out of my panties >>>