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@cosmlccalamity.bsky.social
guys youre not gonna believe this one but i think im gay. β written by castor / maya
] my stupid chud knight who has beef with a flower
don't worry i can't die i have plot armor.
Let's say I'm a fish, yeah? Hypothetical-like. Supposin' I were a fish, you think l'd taste any good?
( ooc./ the strongest ragebaited of today vs the strongest ragebaited of history. )
] i don't think so chjitan i'm sorry .
] they would not survive 5 minutes in undertale flowey would decimate them before toriel ever got near the area
π»π―π¬ π―π¬π¨π½π¬π΅π³π πΎπ¨πΉπΉπ°πΆπΉ. ββ§Λ.β@cosmlccalamity.bsky.social Β· last mo.β . are. . ., A-Are You Goddamn Serious? y. your name is fuckingβ you. fβ YOUR NAME IS FLOWEY THE FUCKING FLOWER?
] i hope the muffin man is confusing to every single one of you
π»π―π¬ π―π¬π¨π½π¬π΅π³π πΎπ¨πΉπΉπ°πΆπΉ. ββ§Λ.β@cosmlccalamity.bsky.social Β· last yr.
[ CELESTIA ONLY. 22y, they are gay (non-women only) ] * please note that this will more than likely take a considerable amount of development because they currently have a Lot of walls up.
and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.
beautiful thingβ and βIβm so sorry we let you run into the cave but Iβm so glad we found youβ and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everythingβs their fault and also they named the cave after you and youβre prettier than all of your enemies
they say βoh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankleβ and you say βitβs okayβ and they say βyouβre so braveβ and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says βoh wowβ and βyou poor
Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe thereβs a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say βAre you okay?β and you say βI think soβ and
I didn't choose you. Don't you see this is all just an accident? You actually thought you were chosen because you're so smart or something? Don't be so vain. It just happened to fall around here, and you just happened to pick it up. That's all there is to it.
In exchange for power, you can no longer look away from the things you don't want to see.
] sorry they're kind of an ass hole to everyone they haven't met.
Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart!
[ stumbles out of the forest into plain sight and freezes like a deer in headlights ]
] i think i've asked this before but is the emoji system for indicating which muse is speaking effective? or is it difficult to understand
Im not a gimick im a piece of shit with no future at all