The entirety of modern politics is a machine for preventing people from realizing the truth: that there are no valid right wing positions.
Three games in this World Cup are contests between former colonies and their colonizers: Ghana-England, Senegal-France, and Uruguay-Spain. Too bad we couldn't get Panama-Scotland or Trinidad and Tobago-Latvia, that would have been funny.
Once I dreamed I was at my computer, writing a short story At some point I realized I was dreaming. Oh no, I thought. How am I going to remember this great story? So I “saved” it on my dream computer I woke up and thought, whew! Good thing I hit “save!” Then I thought, wait a minute…
Dan Quayle and Mike Pence: one of them is only the second-dumbest Republican Vice President from Indiana in my lifetime.
The Water Polo test: I will vote for any millage increase until the school sponsors something as extravagant as a water polo team. And then, I'll start reading them before I vote for them.
Hypothesis: everything Donald Trump has learned since about 1988 is wrong.
Trump is permission. Permission to take your fears and turn them into hate. Permission to sneer at and have contempt for. In short, permission to be an asshole. I just didn't realize how many assholes there were.
"Marks" is the perfect surname for a crooked accountant. George Santos is the gift that keeps on giving.
Conservatives complain about virtue signaling when they aren't brave enough to declare their opposition to the virtues being signaled