countfalcon.bsky.social
@countfalcon.bsky.social
Makin stuff by hand and also in league with my AI lover.
Hey, Here in my hands are the two illustrated books that I made, that changed my life and you're probably part of it.Thank you! 🙏🏼🙌🏽.. One was released in 2025, and the other just recently. Help me reach 1000+ readers each. They're free with a tip option. 📖👉🏽 Iranzye.gumroad.com Cheers, mate🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🤙🏽
When I worked in #retail I would go crazy with #boredom and write songs about the #shit in the store or draw customers in a usually absurd light. Just messing around. Unreleased. I used Seedance 2 (locally), KDEnlive and Udio. #ai www.youtube.com/shorts/ArB7Q...
Mylar
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I was in a bad mood and wrote a song about hating things. The Hate Song. www.youtube.com/shorts/cGO-u...
10 The Hate Song
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If anyone deserves to be compensated, it is the capital police, people who have been brutally beaten/murdered in the streets on US soil, Epstein victims & people who had legitimate lawsuits against him & other scammers that were dismissed.  www.police1.com/Officer-Safe...
Officers injured during Jan. 6 Capitol response reflect on pardons, public perception 5 years later
More than 140 police officers were injured during the Jan. 6 Capitol attack, several of whom have since left law enforcement careers behind
police1.com
I wrote a song called Mustache Amusements in the vein of sleazy speakeasy songs from the 20s. Not SFW. youtu.be/DWiNll4VJM8?...
Moustache Amusements, 1858
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"A concentration camp, in its most basic definition, is a place where a targeted civilian population, not necessarily accused of a crime, is detained and at least some of their basic rights are suspended," writes @jwashing.bsky.social. "That’s precisely what’s happening in the United States today."
Don’t call them ICE detention centers. Call them camps | John Washington
I’ve spent a decade reporting on immigration enforcement. The word ‘camp’ best captures the political function of these facilities
theguardian.com
I wrote a children's song about the goddess #tiamat as a protest about her simplified role as a dragon in Hasbro #dnd. Don't hate, I'm localized. open.spotify.com/track/4THwQ2...
Tiamat
Count Falcon · Mista Crow ... Dot Dot Dot · Song · 2026
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"Tonk" is a Border Patrol slur that refers to the sound a metal flashlight makes when used to beat a migrant in the head. And that's the word that Border Patrol agents under the direct command of Greg Bovino were using when bragging about their arrests in Los Angeles last year.
Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · last wk.Immigration agents used racial slurs referring to Latinos in text messages, video obtained by ACLU
At 19 years of age, Alex Toth landed work for the Green Lantern book. During this, he became very ill and stressed about deadlines. His mother called the offices and he soon received this letter.
The more insane attitudes I read about #AI on bluesky (i was just told i should be burned alive in a vat of bubbling oil) the more it makes me believe that I'm doing the right thing. 😅
AI should be controlled by people. Technology should be weaponized against the elites. Stop whining about it and understand it.
I wrote a song for children about #Jupiter, Our Big Brother, and how it is responsible for life on Earth. Then edited/mixed stems in KDEnlive. Udio API ran local. open.spotify.com/track/7mtF6A...
Jupiter, Our Big Brother
Count Falcon · Mista Crow ... Dot Dot Dot · Song · 2026
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Most artists I know seem obsessed more with "AI" and copyright control than making good, original works of art.
When I landed in #slovenia I wrote an anti-fascist 80s metal song against #ICE. I edited it in KDENLive. Don't hate, my shit is localized process. It's meant to be humorous. I write and do all mixes. open.spotify.com/track/2b39NZ... TO HELL WITH ALL REPUBLICANS AND TRUMP
Ice Melter!
Count Falcon · Falcon 26 · Song · 2026
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I wrote a song for children telling them not to believe in conspiracy theories that say ancient people couldn't have built #pyramids. Learn to love sleds. open.spotify.com/track/3jNEci...
Learn to Love Sleds
Count Falcon · Mista Crow ... Dot Dot Dot · Song · 2026
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Please stop using #redneck in a derogatory way. It is one of the most honorable words in American history. Use #conservative and #whitetrash instead.
Another #shitting my pants song I wrote. In honor of #Trump #diarrhea #salad week. open.spotify.com/track/0wlSzA...
Part 2: Shitting My Pants
Count Falcon · Falcon 26 · Song · 2026
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cyber truck parked in downtown portland with “calm down i just like the technology” bumper sticker. get the fuck out of my town you absolute shithead
Do #Republicans understand that both Canada and Mexico consider them enemies of state? Where will you go on vacation, Branford Missourri? They hate you in Vegas too. Forget NYC and Chicago. STFO of Seattle.
I've had a few pivos. When I read about American conservatives raping and destroying America, I get a little violent. Keep me off the social media tonight.
I wrote a song about a lady I lost a long time ago. m.youtube.com/watch?v=E4DA...
And... (The Backstreets of My Heart)
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I need to find a lady that's ok with me feeding random birds. I mean that like the animal not in the british slangy way.