i wonder if the kid i told my age to has heard the news about perez hilton. anyway adhd is useful for learning how to use apL pay
jess
@countjess.bsky.social
fortyseveneleven hey do you remember branding i have a therapy dog to scratch me and like a bicycle helmet to my name
i wish i could take anything besides death as seriously as my hubsand takes his baseball hats. this is my fundamental flaw.
ok who’s ready for slutty olivia rodrigo shirt on top of eileen fisher linen silver dress
unfortunately i could never figure out maths in my head, i'll break out a TI graphing calculator when I get home and figure this one out
me, eating lunch: i can’t believe this is what it’s like to have a working brain
i think neurodivergent people prefer the small cup, small spoon, etc, because we started with that when we were little and we don’t enjoy change. it wasn’t a conscious decision, we just stuck with what we knew and enjoyed. there was no reason to change.
does this shorts and swimsuit combo make me look like a cereal killar
disorder disorder (abhaya mudra voice what is with this image. bad windows i think
Dying Fetus – We Are Your Enemy
Die, rust, and rot away, this last war doesn't have a name / A cancer on this lifeless carcass called the world / Not one left in peace, a policy of mandatory greed / Eats its way
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i like @ghosthardware05.bsky.social but i love penélope cruz in abre los ojos
You said we should live in the moment But then I'd miss you all the time
you said let’s just live in the moment, and so for hundreds of years, there was harmony. then kaul decided to write a book. did i get it?
i’m my own reply guy except for when i pretend to be someone else
here’s a picture of a cat appreciating a spitting llama squirt gun flotsam and jetsam summer 2026 collection, bench score yesterday
i wrote an entire email about prestidigitation in cooking, thanks for your reply
side to side mirror artifact it’s just a reflector bouncing off, & your oxford commas
i can’t believe i cant show you the picture of the smokey the bear i put out tshirt
my boss found me the dress i let her do the appropriateness checks it didn’t set me back much cash, either. except i may have (me vale, ok) decided to replace one of my other dresses