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printing out your skeets and crumpling them into a ball for a three-pointer.
Republican political theory: everyone to the left of hunting the poor for sport is a communist.
Just love people, but if they say you're "needy", tell them you needy to replacey them
If you don’t like being ignored then don’t date an ignoramus
Sext: Hey Babe, what was the name of that sex we are about to have?
roses are red, violets come in blues, out of his penis, here comes the
I know we’ve never met, but I think we should start seeing other people.
The average American eats eight Big Macs in their sleep every year
Not fitting in doesn’t make you a reject, it means you reject being like everybody else.
My birthday month is underway Everyone who’s counting down to the big day should have 3 chocolates out your advent calendar so far and 25 left
[socrates] “No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." [me] did this bitch just call me lazy
my attorney after our 1st day in court: leave the supersoaker at home tomorrow
Ovulating so hard that I’m giving a guy with a J name a chance
I had a stroke the other night. Just one. My credit card was declined right at the beginning of a handjob.
Doubt I’ll ever understand people that aren’t enamored with me
