"I have tweets older than you" would be a devastating burn to some impudent youth but also simultaneously to yourself of course
kimmi 🥞☕
@cowboycorekimmi.bsky.social
🇧🇷 29, demi sapphic, they/them. multifandom fic writer and aspiring chef. occasionaly talkative. ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/kenmagoesblep
what is it with boomers/older adults that see you wearing noise cancelling headphones and go "oh yeah let me start speaking to them without trying to get their attention nor any time to take them off before the end of my sentence"?? like srs????? mom does it all the time and this week MY BOSS did it
between the exhaustion from working 6 days a week, the dread of the upcoming presidential elections, and really intense impostors syndrome about everything i enjoy and care about - writing, cooking, just... my general value as a person, and worthiness of being loved - I Am Not Feeling Good
of course my mom would bring up my balding spots again when my mental health is not at its best. yeah. that tracks.
Bleak stuff here: the fascist international in country after country judging that they don’t even have to pretend any more that they aren’t farcically corrupt criminals, and they may well be correct.
The Associated Press@apnews.com · last wk.Brazil election moves to runoff after Lula and Bolsonaro fail to garner majority vote, electoral court says.
O mano aqui tá falando de EUA mas vale pro Brasil. Não temos discordâncias políticas, temos discordâncias quanto à própria natureza da realidade.
Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter)@deecherrywriter.bsky.social · last wk.Like we don’t have political disagreements, we have disagreements on the nature of reality 
toda eleição me dá essa dor na boca do estômago vei pqp
incrivel como as primeiras urnas apuradas sao sempre de cidades como Hitleropolis (SC) e Gestapinho do Sul (PR)
Tudo bem não se desesperar com a apuração de presidente ainda, mas ver o PL PAPANDO O SENADO ne faz pensar se esse país ainda tem alguma salvação. Bicho...
toda eleição fico meio triste pensando que eu divido o planeta com tanta gente filha da puta kkkkk toda eleição eh o mesmo sentimento. incrível.
NÃO DESANIMEM! VOTEM! NÃO DESANIMEM! VOTEM! ESTÃO CONTANDO COM A SUA ANSIEDADE PRA VOCÊ NÃO SAIR DE CASA! NÃO DESANIMEM! VOTEM! SE FOR PRA SAIR DE CASA SÓ DUAS VEZES ESSE ANO, QUE SEJA PRA VOTAR! NÃO DESANIMEM! VOTEM!
we rly live in a cursed ass reality istg every single piece of news about the (brazilian) elections boggles me, confuses me and/or terrifies me
if i had a nickel for everytime i separated and labeled a new shipment of ingredients, labeled the older lot to be used first, and then my coworkers IGNORED the labels and used the newest first... honestly the punchline doesnt even hit at this point
feeling just a little bit silly 🤏 for panicking abt losing my preview image for the LLL zine bc i kept checking the server for the server, only to realize right now that it was in the only place i didnt check
Very excited to share this snippet for @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social :3 Did you know that the Japanese name for the Thieves' Den is "My Palace" (マイパラス)? What an absolute gift to everyone who enjoys making Joker have a terrible time inside his own head
For @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social, I bring you a tasty roleswap: celebrity chef Akira and an Akechi trying to overcome the shame of being taken to court by his father. If you've been thinking that your akeshuake's been missing a touch of homoerotic culinary cannibalism, I've got a fic for you 🫶
Second stretch goal, unlocked!! 🔓💕 Thank you all so much for supporting our project! This purrecious print will now be joining those little freaks (sticker) in select bundles! And with this, we're now halfway to our hardcover upgrade!
📚🖋️Leblanc’s Lending Library: a Shuakeshu Anthology@shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social · last mo.🔒 Stretch Goals 🛍️ In addition, we also have some exciting stretch goals!!
On September 25, 2026, Tigrinho was gunned down in the streets of Brazil by the Lula regime
i dont consider myself a big spender, but omg... cross stitch patterns, floss, accessories... it tests me
📚 SHOWTIME! 🖋️ Akira’s not the only one ready to sink his teeth into this meal. Today’s joint preview is served fresh, prepared by renowned chefs @glittrcrittr.bsky.social and @biipbop.bsky.social, and sure to leave you with a craving for more!
![Fic by:
Kitty
Spot Art by:
Biip (Biipbop)
[Leblanc's Lending Library Logo]
Akechi gave him a withering look. "I seem to remember telling you I'm a terrible cook."
"I just need an extra set of hands. Butchering will keep me busy," Akira said, breezing past him to get the fish out of the fridge. He'd caught both the akamutsu and kinmedai himself, because it'd felt important to make this dinner something purely his to offer. He'd broken down the kinmedai the same day he'd reeled it in from the cold deep, but the akamutsu was still shining and whole.
They were similar, these two fish. Both red on the outside with fatty white flesh within, wide-eyed from life in the dark. The akamutsu's fangs and red eyes reminded Akira of his rival. It was tastier—oily and fragrant from the moment a knife slid into its belly. The kinmedai had to eat itself first, decomposing into something almost sweet.
Real chefs called it aging, but Akira understood the power of controlled ruin.
[Biip’s art shows Akechi packaged between fish, covered in plastic wrap. A sticker with the date of 2016.11.20 covers his eyes. Akira’s hand is holding the package, and his fingernails are painted black.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ojrpnyf372obt5wv2tkdfnyg/bafkreia4bfewflds7otwqfgemfjscrldrpoueb2ysffwtpn743zaoyk4vi)
📦 3 WEEKS LEFT 🛒 Preorders are halfway through, and here to help you collect your bearings through the heart of it is today's preview by KT/Dragonthinks! To continue on this choose-your-own-adventure, check out our shop below and choose your bundle before preorders close on Oct. 13th!
anyway, in different news, this meme i made a while back continues to be relevant to me
