Stealth Noodle

@stealthnoodle.bsky.social

Welcome to my big gay garbage pile. She/her. Sometimes NSFW, 🔞 tumblr: https://stealthnoodle.tumblr.com/ ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Stealth_Noodle

I don't want to admit how far I got in my second Three Houses run before noticing that you can heal during those little tournaments and, more embarrassingly, that the lost items have a icon indicating which house the owner belongs to

Saw a post saying "I don't want NSFW accounts to talk about voting, just let me jack off" Buddy, NSFW artists and sex workers are being constantly attacked by a government of nonces trying to distract from their own crimes by pinning the blame on porn. They have the right to speak up about this.

the best way to describe my feelings about people occasionally assuming I'm a trans woman is this Lady Gaga interview where she told Anderson Cooper she doesn't give a fuck because it doesn't matter

Anderson Cooper:There was that rumour that you had a male appendage,

Lady Gaga: Maybe I do.
Would it be so terrible?
My fans don't care and neither do l.

'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)

An embroidery hoop containing a sewn landscape from above. It shows a forest on the right, a line of fire and charred ground with smoke on the left. The smoke is felted wool.

Checked Tomodachi Life today and was rewarded with the island's first divorce! Rydia Final Fantasy IV and Prism Dispatch had a tumultuous relationship from the start, so I'm not surprised it ended like this

I cracked and bought the Three Houses DLC. The advertising was all "new characters, new sidestory, fun outfits!" but if they had leaned more into "you can feed the cats and dogs," I would have bought it immediately

all my friends should be unemployed and have all the time in the world while also mysteriously having enough money to live comfortably