🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️

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He/Him | 🏳️‍🌈 | 32 | Fursuiter & Cosplayer | Web Dev | Graphic Designer | Cyber Class Clown | Sings really good! | 🔞

Dreamt I listened to an absolutely amazing Beatles song. My mind was like “THIS IS 🔥!” Somehow worked despite the mismatch of music and lyrics. I woke up and realized the lyrics were: “I got cucked in the ballpit at Hazbin Con, It was pretty bad, Dropped 40 grand on a Vox pin, Now I’m kinda mad”

Picture of the Beatles performing “Ballpit Cuck” on the Ed Sullivan Show. It’s black and white because it’s old.

“… um… voters… we totally actually no really you guys… s-saw A furry… um vote b-blue…” “They call him LUCARIO! And lemme tell ya, FOLKS. Lucario has SOME THUNDER THIGHS! Very THUNDEROUS, his thighs! Very PLUMP! They say he’s OK- because he’s SEMI-ANTHRO! NOT feral!”

🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️@coyoteinthehat.com · 21h ago

It’s insanely amusing to me the president’s goons are like “t-the other candidate is gay… that’s b-bad…” Meanwhile the president is out there talking about random other men how me and gay nerds discuss anime and furry man crushes

“I’VE JUST CLEANED OUT” “… do- do you mean the corruption in the s-swamp… s-sir?” “HE SAID NO BUSSY IS AS CLEAN AS TRUMP’S. VERY PRISTINE. VERY CLEAN. MANY CUTE GUYS- AND THEYS- SAY THIS!”

🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️@coyoteinthehat.com · 21h ago

“I would take El-Sayed!” “… in a fight… sir?” “I would take him! I’d grab his strong shoulders, very strong shoulders, IN HIS LAP! VERY strong, beautiful man…”

It’s insanely amusing to me the president’s goons are like “t-the other candidate is gay… that’s b-bad…” Meanwhile the president is out there talking about random other men how me and gay nerds discuss anime and furry man crushes

YCH: Tasty Sushi! $30, full color - $30 full color - Multislot - Any gender/species/sushi roll! - Stick a character in the sushi roll (+ $8) Contact me with refs and payment info, and I'll send an invoice. You may contact me here via DM, or email verminatorstudios@protonmail.com [ #furry ]

Character with a pair of chopsticks holding up sushi, looking happy and eyes closed, as they are about to eat.Hunter, my fursona, a demon long-eared hedgehog with upright horns giving a thumbs up. He's wearing a letterman jacket and spiked collar. He is saying "!" in a speech bubble.

🎶 He’s lost Texas, I can tell by the way All the 'mandering's turnin' blue Numbers on ev'ry sponsored bettin' place Say there's not much Thiel can do It doesn’t take some furry texts to see The desperation of the GOP Blamin' all except himself He's losin' Texas, I can tell 🎶

I already voted day 1 of early voting I’ve been itching to do post a pic of the fursuit and the “I Voted” sticker Haven’t due to personal happenings & getting ill and no energy Idk if it’d have been funnier to have such a pic posted before or after the mass GOP furry texts