CaptainTechnicality

@cpttechnicality.bsky.social

Former Professional Game Dev, Current Hobbyist Game Dev | 29 | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ PFP by @bunnymothmartyr.bsky.social

If you are flaming out playing deadlock street brawl you will never see the light of heaven it's genuinely embarassing; this shit is like playing casual smash with your friends and getting mad that the items are unbalanced like, I thought that's why we were playing it???

Is it a hot take to say Boba Tea serving sizes are way too large? 9/10 times, the smallest size is like 2x more than I actually want. Why is boba the only drink where they get away with selling you way more than you actually want

Booted up FF14 for the first time ever and MMOs have gotta have the worst introductory experiences of any genre. Start by showing me a cutscene of people I don't know or care about and then spend 2 hours tutorializing the UI of the game with no real story or gameplay hooks present.

Never ceases to amaze me how consistently asking a question on programming forums will summon "guy who answers a different question than what you're asking because they assumed you were fucking stupid and didn't know what your problem actually was" even when they're completely wrong.

I love Deadlock as a game but man Valve games are such Nazi bars these days, I can't go 3 matches without people spouting some insanely bigoted shit. People really be out here dropping hard rs in text chat without getting banned like they don't moderate shit anymore it's crazy.

if you're coming from twitter here are some important rules: 1. play Unbeatable 2. play Of the Devil Episode 0 (free) 3. play Of the Devil Episode 1 4. play Of the Devil Episode 2

huge congrats to the @dcellgames.com team for an UNBEATABLE launch day~ 'binary reasoning' (in the cool deluxe pack) is the first song i've written directly for a rhythm game, and the folks at @peakdivide.bsky.social were amazing to work with to make it happen 🤍 NOW GO PLAY IT (the game, too)

results screen scoreposting for my A rank clear of hard mode on "binary reasoning", a song by lena raine & peak divide ft. rachel lake in the game UNBEATABLE by d-cell games

i'm the top of the leaderboard*

*there are two** people on the leaderboard

**for now...

Videogames are honestly super avant garde if you pretend they're movies and don't know what a videogame is. Imagine a movie that's just a 2 hour long continuous wide shot of chefs running a kitchen under comedically stressful conditions with no plot or editing