What we need is a Congress of Conferences on the Future of Europe... Conference... #SOTEU

But will farmers reach a deal on 'Parliament' definition? #ImGonnaNeedMoreCoffee

I don't get to Strasbourg often but I can report that Alsatian cuisine is... evolving

Poll for EU legislation nerds: Is it "emergency break" or "emergency brake" Hint: there is only one correct answer

Someone should start a Brussels/Strasbourg-based drop-D doom metal band called Quaestor

Every time I check out LinkedIn

If the Rule of Threes is to believed, we will soon hear of the death of another celebrity who looked amazing in a corset

Not sure it would be possible to worsen AI writing #ImGonnaNeedMoreCoffee

Not sure they thought this one through

It’s been a while since I’ve posted a #GreatMomentsInStockPhotography

Brussels news in a nutshell #ImGonnaNeedMoreCoffee

I've been waiting the entire tournament to say this and now seems like the time: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

TFW you accept an invitation to connect from someone on LinkedIn and they immediately DM you with a sales pitch

Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons

ALT: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons

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I think 'Culture of Silos' is also the title of the new Muse album

Welp, it's almost exactly the halfway point of 2026 but we might already have the winner of European Commission Quote of the Year #ImGonnaNeedMoreCoffee

This was an amazing show last night in Brussels: BEAT, ‘80s-era King Crimson played by Adrian Belew and Tony Levin (who were in that ‘80s lineup) and Steve Vai and Danny Carey (who were not) Great material and unparalleled musicianship, but… 1/…

Love the air quotes around 'food court' and am also expecting an S&D group resolution to ban them from using the word 'food' #ImGonnaNeedMoreCoffee

'Won't Get Cooled Again'

Guys, the EU is still deciding on a definition of "farmer", but don't worry, the "working party on agricultural horizontal questions" has it on the agenda #ImGonnaNeedMoreCoffee

Nee dank u

In front of the world’s most famous building but I can’t get past black suit jacket, navy trousers and brown shoes @dieworkwear.bsky.social

I know everyone has already done the ‘Kraftwerk show = European Commission press conference’ meme but I never get tired of it

It’s not exactly ‘L'union fait la force’ but ok

for the love of god no

Heading into Friday night like

The new EU skate park is almost ready

If you've got to draft a report, that's a good place to do it

One of my pet peeves is stickers on books, and here Netflix has gone and just printed itself right onto the cover of this beautiful little novel, and even into the image of a Thomas Hart Benton painting Oh well, at least somebody is still printing books

good morning let's see what's happening in EU news toda- #ImGonnaNeedMoreCoffee

Good to see another story about how vinyl sales are increasing in the Spotify era #ImGonnaNeedMoreCoffee