Cran
@cranfath3r.bsky.social
Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
I’ve never used AI and I never will so I’ll be fine
Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
Just got word I gotta shave for work for tomorrow and tomorrow only. What a waste
The Jonah Hill convo begins and ends with “his best friend is Adam Levine”
In no particular order: Radio Friendly Unit Shifter Very Ape Dumb 4a: Milk It, 4b: Scentless Apprentice
ok what are your top 3 Nirvana songs?
You take Spiderwebs off of this and you’ve got yourself a pretty damn good playlist here
the Billboard Modern Rock chart from 30 years ago today — August 3, 1996.
when I'm trying to pass a car on the left but then they start speeding up
Packers fans are like “I crunched the numbers and it looks like the Pack is going 17-0 this year with a 90 point scoring differential. The Bears will go 1-16, including 0-6 in the division, and Caleb Williams paints his nails because he is a homo. Detroit looks ok though”
Bad day to learn Alanis Morissette is a Zionist :/ Not that there’s a good day but I was just telling someone how good a song Uninvited is and now I can’t ever listen to it again
5 miles on the elliptical in just under 30 minutes plus a core workout, in the sweat suit. I am very good and strong you guys, please clap
Brother in law rented a bouncy house for all the kids tomorrow just because, he’s a heck of a lad
our visit at the animal/pet hospital today this morning left us with a real hit to our finances. I'm talking about $550 deep. Anything would help make it easier for us to get groceries, truly, no matter the amount sent ❤️
Just came the closest I have in years to pissing myself at the gym but I absolutely refused to get off that treadmill until I had my 3 miles in 💪
Comedy is the opposite of timeless but you’d be hard-pressed to find a stand-up special NOT starring Eddie Murphy that’s aged as poorly as Bring the Pain by Chris Rock
PeelingFlesh announced a tour, and I have purchased tickets. Let us fucking GOOOOOO
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
They’re probably gonna actually do something about Jared Leto now that his movies are flopping left and right
I’m not gonna go as far as saying that you might as well go buy some Harry Potter books if you’re gonna support the fed rn, but you’ve got a chance to break the habit before it gets to that level
This dude showed up on Raw tonight.
I hope my kids will look back and appreciate being bored on a summer day with no school and no job, because I’m deeply envious of them right now
My plan to hit the gym was foiled by a 3 hour commute. All because some stupid tornado
Rolo Tomassi was incredible last night. Paying the price today with 3.5hrs of sleep but I’ll be thinking about that one for a while
A woman at the gym, as she was watching set my stuff on a machine AND was in the middle of setting the weight, fucking sits down and goes “oh, were you using this” and then just tries to do a quad lift, and is confused why it won’t go up. Because I have the fucking weight thing in my hand!!!
Should’ve gone to bed two hours ago. But I didn’t. I’ll be at this tomorrow night though, come say hey Chicago