Cran

@cranfath3r.bsky.social

Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host

Packers fans are like “I crunched the numbers and it looks like the Pack is going 17-0 this year with a 90 point scoring differential. The Bears will go 1-16, including 0-6 in the division, and Caleb Williams paints his nails because he is a homo. Detroit looks ok though”

Bad day to learn Alanis Morissette is a Zionist :/ Not that there’s a good day but I was just telling someone how good a song Uninvited is and now I can’t ever listen to it again

Just came the closest I have in years to pissing myself at the gym but I absolutely refused to get off that treadmill until I had my 3 miles in 💪

Comedy is the opposite of timeless but you’d be hard-pressed to find a stand-up special NOT starring Eddie Murphy that’s aged as poorly as Bring the Pain by Chris Rock

A woman at the gym, as she was watching set my stuff on a machine AND was in the middle of setting the weight, fucking sits down and goes “oh, were you using this” and then just tries to do a quad lift, and is confused why it won’t go up. Because I have the fucking weight thing in my hand!!!