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if you voted for Haley Stevens you should have to wear a giant Arby’s hat for the rest of your life as punishment
They keep inventing new people. I'm tired. I can't keep up
what better way to show your allyship for a marginalized group than to block the people sticking up for said group
that dog in me is scraping his shit ass across my insides i think he has worms
don’t give a Fuck about tech innovations. make birria tacos bigger
I bet the inventor of the microwave was like "no. Sadder."
cashews are the shrimps of nuts pistachios are the clams of nuts
I have an email that says a post and my account were restored for not being in violation yet nothing explaining why I was suspended in the first place.
something ken clearly doesn't understand is that any time something like this happens to a trans person online we have to fear for our job fear for our life in ways that few want to acknowledge.
if you're in line to suspend gwen pepperoni STAY IN LINE
“gender is what’s in your pants” [empties a metric ton of sand from the beach out of the waistband of my shorts] “ta-daa”
Just checked with everyone you know and no one is mad at you
one day I will quit the internet but it is not now or anytime in the foreseeable future
Who the hell is in charge of my life, anyway? That guy is an idiot
maniacal laughter for maniacal circumstances doesn't feel like the best medicine, and that's why I take Prescription Drugs™️
dly the judge already told you, you're not allowed within 100 feet of my pipe
roses are red, violets come in blues, out of his penis, here comes the
