Tessera

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“For glazing over Tiny Kong by being best friends with her.”

“Ow! What was that for?!”

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“IRONIC, COMING FROM THE KID WHOSE NAMESAKE IS BASED ON LATIN SPANISH FOR A FEMALE FRIEND.”

“...That’s no way to smack talk about my best Kong amiga, you old geezer.”

𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓭𝔂@the5thone.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“I already said it a while ago, kiddo. She ’s my wife.”

“They also remembered Wrinkly Kong”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 9mo ago

“THEY FINALLY REMEMBERED MY WIFE.”

Cranky Rants: Pokémon

YouTube video by bub_VO

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“Wuss. PC can play Nintendo games and has more games than you can ever imagine. Heck, there’s this game called Left 4 Dead 2 where I spent COUNTLESS HOURS of playing as myself in online co-op.”

“Oh Pokopia! I wasn’t going to get it anyway key card or not. And no I haven’t heard of Steam forums I heard of Steam but I don’t play on PC. No reason to I already got a PS5 and Switch 2.”

“...I was talking about that Pokémon Animal Crossing rip-off. And you never HEARD of Steam Forums?!”

“ZA isn’t broken I never had any problems with it. Worst thing that happened was when a trainer spotted me as an attack hit and it didn’t count. Yes I know she hates key cards but both of us have street fighter 6 on a key card for Switch 2. As for the last thing I’m not allowed to use Reddit”

“Kid, Pokémon is already in a broken state as it is. Or did you forget your writer despises Gane Key Cards, only for one of those monster catching games to get affected by that stunt? As for Street Flopper 6, I hard disagree. Checked the SF6 Steam Forums, lately?”

“Well my generation doesnt obsess if a game looks realistic or not. Like the grumpy old people still Have that argument. Like if something looks off in Pokémon they get mad. Or how old fighting game fans get mad that Street Fighter 6 appeals to new players more”

“Bah, who does that anymore when the current generation is a dying desert?!”

“No I listened to why Donkey Kong Land on GB exists. And the lore behind it. Because the old Gameplay vs Graphics argument”

“Did you listen to one of the video parodies on YouTube?!”

“Look just saying Diddy Kong and DK were right gameplay is what matters”

“I heard that.”

They call the current DK as Donkey Bitch-Ass. Mind telling me?

𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑬𝑳 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑬.@shroombelle.bsky.social · 2y ago

a pixel art of an old man with a cane

ALT: a pixel art of an old man with a cane

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𝑷𝑶𝑹𝑻𝑨𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑨 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌@kroolestking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Eh, whatever floats your boat, I guess. I can only imagine us Kongs and Kremlings glazing over the trophy.”

"Well, yes, but Donkey Kong is NOT having a good day under MY watch!"

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌@kroolestking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Yeah, I’m surprised Geoff didn't reveal his confession to Kojima, of all people. ... Wouldn’t that also be your win by stealing DK’s trophy, despite Bananza winning the best family game category?”

"what a show that was. Wouldn't watch again." "ANYWAYS, for my next skheme, I'm going to steal DK's trophy!"

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“I HEARD THAT, LITTLE GIRL.” Whacking the idol with a walking stick.

“Yeah, him. How do you even deal with that old geezer...?”

“Okay, Bananza not winning any other category except for family game is fine. We’re taking that win.”