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Independent portrayal of Wario from the Mario franchise Mun is an adult Written by Plush
"WAHAHAHA! Looks like those-a overgrown lizards are about to brawl, eh?? Well, here's-a where you PLACE YOUR BETS! Who'll win? WINNER TAKES-A ALL!"
I apologize to everyone who was looking forward to how #SOLVESEARCH plays out, or anyone in the #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. I simply don't have the patience to rebuild everything from scratch.
"ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀ!" ❤️ + 🔄
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— We are not defined by our rifts and DIVISION- — Morality's a crime that conflicts with the MISSION. < temp pinned > < cyn murder drones > < #mdrp #murderdronesrp #mvrp >
"Hello there! Enough blabbity blab! Now let's get to the main act!" 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓱 𝓟𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓹𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓪 RP Experience: About 9-10 Years. Not new to the character OR the verse. SFW is preferred as per usual. #KidIcarusRP #MVRP #RPSky #NintendoRP #SSBRP
“A bounty on a robot just cause she stole someone’s wallet?” The hedgehog leaned back. “Meh, pass. I mean I’m against injustice and all but I don’t got the time for that.” #SOLVESEARCH
Wario's hoping whoever gets the job done doesn't actually want the money, meaning he's mainly betting on Cassidy/Sue, Bowser or Zero to finish the job ...not that he wants anyone to know, though. His main focus is getting his wallet back #SOLVESEARCH
"...eh, as long as you get-a the job done, that's-a all that-a matters."
“You know what no I don’t even want the money. This is about sending a message not just to those willing to hurt people I care about but to the kremlings that follow my orders. Never. Piss. Me. Off! They can see how Kruel I can be when angered”
"Ohoho... Getting feisty, are-a we? You must REALLY want-a that prize money!"
“If Zero and the others are destroying Cyn first they got another thing coming. Sue and I will be the ones to break her.”
"meh... If the numbers are correct, I'd definitely give them a Beatdown."
"...I'll have to pass then, I think destroying her just for taking a wallet is a bit too far..." "I mean would you kill someone over like... stealing a lottery ticket?"
"ohoho... I'mma seeing some promising Fighters joining the bounty... With this, I'll-a have my wallet back in-a NO TIME!"
#SOLVESEARCH Eh, I'm not really interested in breakin' into Wario's coin stash. But if it means I get to scrap that little pest, I'm IN!
#SOLVERSEARCH “Not doing it for the money Not doing it for the fame But for what that bastard did to my team..”
"because-a SURELY someone on-a here can get the job-a done quickly. But if-a all of you are-a incompetent idiots, THEN I'll-a do it myself! WAHAHAHA!" #SOLVESEARCH
#SOLVESEARCH "...Why doesn't Wario just do it himself?" The hedgehog asked himself, sighing.
#SOLVESEARCH “𝔸 𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕪? ℍ𝕠𝕨…𝕚-𝕚-𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘. 𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟, 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕚 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕖𝕖𝕖 𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝕥𝕠𝕖𝕤. 𝔾𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖.” The search is on, and she’s ready.
Name 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀 Age: 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 Ethnicity: 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂/𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍
"Ehhhh... In that case, you'd-a be getting 500 coins, so there's-a that."
"Question Mr. Wario..." "...What if we JUST give back your wallet? like if she's not dead and we just... take it? do we still get the prize money?"
; temp pinned -Sonic Verse RP - MVRP - No ships - Up for plotting and interactions
; temp pinned redone "Now witness the beginning of the greatest empire of all time!" -Sonic Verse RP - MVRP - No ships - Up for plotting and interactions