I'm going into a little hole now that I dug up underneath the house okay you be good now

I need to run away soon to greener pastures essentially or as the saying goes anyway not like I'd care to spend my time in some boring old pasture but you get the idea

You can make someone smile through these big underwater wires

Become me

I'm doing a comedy show on my birthday and I'm going to have the audience kill me

Everything is coming up cranny boy

CNN#19: Eleven Tickets to Crannadise

How about another Cran on the Beach!

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Putting stickers that say "sign" on stop signs

I might go spend 3 hours in the movie theater later

We're the boys of the net

if you block the cran man, we can't be friends

cb@crannyboy.bsky.social · last yr.

To be completely honest with you all, I can't blame anybody for blocking cranny boy... I can be a little rascal if you want the god honest truth.

Everything is coming up cranny boy

CNN#19: Eleven Tickets to Crannadise

How about another Cran on the Beach!

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To be completely honest with you all, I can't blame anybody for blocking cranny boy... I can be a little rascal if you want the god honest truth.

That's the plan

JHB@jhb.bsky.social · 2d ago

Make sure you leave your voluminous collection of unpublished works somewhere it can be found after your death so the world can delight too late in your neglected genius.

I need to create more I don't have much time left

That's my hellish homie

Punk Ass City

this is Two Idea theory btw

Two ideas is always enough

stoners would probably try to smoke pot with the creature

Animals are funny because what do you mean your a creature

I bet you any amount of money there's a rare animal in that bush no because I literally saw it? With my own two eyes?

No seriously go check out those bushes I think theres a rare animal in there....

I just saw rare animal over in the bushes come on every one let's go see if we can find it

Semi charmed kind of wife

The moon just vanished nobody knows what happened

I was being funny earlier when I said that crap about your eyes being portals to a realm of unyielding beauty I actually think there just normal eyes..

Running away fixes everything/stay forever

When you sing my cutie kitty my cutie kitty

My parents were unnatural

Turns out the statue at the park that I whisper all my secrets to was actually a guy this whole time