Shared a verbose movie opinion that put a chat on ice. But ain't that just the way I am..
Mr Noodle was Polyphemus.. This shit was not on my interesting bingo card
I'm about to create an awesome dating profile that won't psychically destroy me in inception
Imagine if Coca Cola Canada had the balls to bottle Pibb. Imagine if the people could have a pepper-like with a decent amount of carbonation. When do we wake up, seriously
Hey tweakers: There are 3 lbs of copper wire inside of people who address you as "hey tweakers"
Hey ' Chrissy ' "No" - lan, Yeahh about that '70mm; I literally watched that shit on my Poop - Phone, asshole. You should be killed for filming it that way
Bro seriously thank you i've spent sooo many nights in Springfield as a kid and nobody ever knows what i'm talking about when I say the nights are just different 😭
Why the fuck did I not 'lock in' in 2014 and create an amazing punk rock little kids punk-rock picture book for kids
If I wasn't such a day one fuck up I would've written, sold 'n' published a cool little punk kid's picture book called ChocFudge And his Awesome
Festivalgoers are worried about Beck after the singer repeatedly calls himself a loser in rambling performance
I think i'll go extreme despair mode fairly soon. Maybe in about 36 hours
There's almost a nastiness to this image. It really captures what I would call "sicko"
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Come along as I try really hard to find the best pork chop in Edmonton AB...
I think they should put 'Bo' Burnham in as PM. Because he "P(isses) M(e)" me (me) off. Or maybe no actually
Watching some video of my local mall from 17 years ago and seeing there used to be a menswear store called 'Science Freak' that I don't remember
I'd love to watch Robert Zemeckis' debut film "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" but i'm thinking about something that looms much larger in my life
I remember there used to be a guy named Bidenoid who ran against Kamala "Cubbison" "Harrison" Harris, at the last dem go around. That was in the US so I really have little to no business seeing what he's up to now. I just remember he had a huge number of delegates. And was really cool
My brother had an original game boy advance he partially fucked up by getting banana mush stuck up inside the connector port
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
Your stink cloud is very green and opaque today, homie!